- [after Candy learns of Susan's hookup with the video store clerk]
- Candy: You little ho-biscuit.
- Susan Strain: I know. That part was easy. But then, when we were all done, he started asking me about my movies. Which ones I liked and which ones I hated and who were my favorite girls. So I just started picking names of boxes in the video store. I was really just making it up as I went along.
- Candy: And?
- Susan Strain: Well, apparently Julia Ann is a hottie, but Brittany Andrews has the sweeter pussy. At least, that's what Stephanie thinks. But you haven't lived until you've fucked Asia Carrera with a strap-on.