Emile Hirsch credited as playing...
- Stacy: [in full skate gear, speaking of Tony] You guys even skate with him anymore?
- Jay: Dude's competing with the sun for the center of the universe.
- [Stacy shrugs, walks off]
- Jay: [to Sid] Stacy looks like a stock car.
- Gabrielle: Hey! You totally blew me away!
- Jay: What? You wanna blow me?
- [the Z-Boys laugh]
- Gabrielle: Maybe!
- Tony: This is our time, bros!
- Jay: That's bullshit, bro. We surf and we skate every day. We get to do whatever we want.
- Jay: [to Sid] I'll let you bang my mom!
- Stacy: [now knowing about Jay and Kathy being together] When were you going to tell me you were with her?
- Jay: You couldn't handle her.
- Jay: Dude, you just got patty slapped.
- [boys begin to laugh]
- Sid: [smoking medicinal marijuana] The, uh, doctor prescribes it now.
- [hands him the joint]
- Sid: Heard you were sick, too.
- Jay: Hell, yeah.
- Skip: [after Stacy received the Z-boys t-shirt at the diner] You earned it, bro...
- Sid: Yeah, you're one of us now!
- Jay: That maggot has always been one of us.
- Skip: Yeah, wear it with pride, man.
- Stacy: You know I will!
- Skip: Hey, Stacey, that t-shirt will get you more titty than you ever dreamed of, man!
- [laughs]
- Kathy Alva: I got my boy covered, Skip.
- [laughs]
- Stacy: [Jay is rolling the window in Stacey's car up and down, breaks off the handle] Damn it, Jay! Do you know how much this is gonna cost me to fix? you're an idiot!
- Jay: [gives friends a scared look] Sorry...
- Jay: [the Z-Boys want to drain and skate Sid's pool, Sid comes out of his house] What did he say?
- Sid: "Sid, are you high? The pool's for swimming!"
- Jay: Tell him we'll fill it back up when we're done.
- Sid: He said if you got hurt, you'll sue him.
- Jay: We're not gonna sue him.
- Sid: He said your parents would.
- Stacy: Our parents can't even afford lawyers.
- Tony: Hey, let me talk to him.
- Sid: Hey, the only Mexicans my dad talks to push lawnmowers.
- [Tony grabs him playfully]
- Jay: [Biniak yells in Sid's ear, making him wipe out] dude, he's got that inner ear thing!
- Bob Biniak: Suck my inner ear, Jay-Boy!
- Donnie: She's uh, she's crazy, Jay.
- Jay: That's why you love her... Right?
- Jay: [after telling Stacy he didn't make the team] Sorry.
- [Touches his chest]
- Jay: What's that, huh?
- Stacy: [about starting his own team] i already have a logo.
- Jay: A logo! Screw the team, I mean... You got a logo!
- Chino: Wear em with pride, man!
- Jay: [nasally, mocking tone] Yeah, wear em with pride, man!
- Chino: [grabs jay's shirt] Or we'll rip them off your bony little backs! You understand?
- Jay: [scared look] Yeah...
- Jay: [talking to Kathy] Gimmie Kitty!
- Jay: [as the Z-Boys drive by two elderly women on the street] Kiss me, granny! Get me some of the vintage ass!
