Gael García Bernal credited as playing...
Stéphane Miroux
- [first lines]
- Stephane: ¡Un, dos, tres, cuatro!
- [Stéphane plays the drums, then the piano, then moves the cameras. "Stéphane TV"]
- Stephane: Hi, and welcome back to another episode of "Télévision Educative". Tonight, I'll show you how dreams are prepared. People think it's a very simple and easy process but it's a bit more complicated than that. As you can see, a very delicate combination of complex ingredients is the key. First, we put in some random thoughts. And then, we add a little bit of reminiscences of the day... mixed with some memories from the past.
- [adds two bunchs of pasta]
- Stephane: That's for two people. Love, friendships, relationships... and all those "ships", together with songs you heard during the day, things you saw, and also, uh... personal... Okay, I think it's one.
- [Red smoke comes out of the pot]
- Stephane: There it goes. Yes! Yes.
- [coughs]
- Stephane: Okay, we have to run.
- Stephane: This girl is at once all the women that broke my heart. She is so beautiful and generous, and she's asking me to leave... because she is dumping me.
- Stephane: She's dumping me because I am a cheap drug dealer, and I am a drug dealer because she wants to leave me.
- Stephane: The police are going to get me now, this is all my fault.
- Stephane: [after giving Stephanie the one second time traveling machine] For the occasion of... you're pretty.
- Stephane: P. S. R. Parallel Synchronized Randomness. An interesting brain rarity and our subject for today. Two people walk in opposite directions at the same time and then they make the same decision at the same time. Then they correct it, and then they correct it, and then they correct it, and then they correct it, and then they correct it. Basically, in a mathematical world these two little guys will stay looped for the end of time. The brain is the most complex thing in the universe and it's right behind the nose.
- [plays drums]
- Stephane: Fascinating!