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4/10
Come For The UFOs, Stay For The Music?
Steve_Nyland28 February 2022
Brainless stream of consciousness "UFO documentary" seemingly written by a flying saucer enthusiast completely lit on potent St. John's Wort who had just tripped out to a book on astronomy. The film is literally 80 minutes of an enthusiastic narrator babbling utterly jumbled up saucer speak or future shock pep talk nonstop while endearingly low-tech space visuals play out.

Lots of abstract space art scenes, shoebox diorama model shots, and NASA clips hurtle by while the narrator continues on and on. Most of the visuals have nothing to do with the narration, amounting to a bizarre form of retro-futurist science fiction without any narrative. In fact the movie might have worked better without the narration, which serves to only devolve the effort into space kitsch.

I have a taste for such things, yet can remember no individual moment, claim, fact or insight in the whole proceedings that stood out as memorable. My conclusion at the time was that it is a perfect movie to have on while you are doing other things. Any given stretch of it is as good as any other so you can drift in and out while doing the dishes, working on your taxes, playing Quake II, avoiding social media, or just binge-dowloading brain dead crap like it off Archive. Org.

Yes the documentary sucks, and whatever color the film had is sadly washed out on mighty Interglobal Video's surviving VHS print. But in my opinion is still more enjoyable to have on than the news, Dr. Pol, Storage Wars, Ancient Aliens twaddle, or Snoop Dog & Martha Stewart making sandwiches. What *do* people watch these days, and why?? Best news is that this is night but one of five such epic tomes crafted by the great Wheeler Dixon, an artist and film theoretician who may have been putting one over on everyone. Hope he made some money off the efforts.

By choosing this you will learn nothing about UFOs, government conspiracies, secretive alien activities or insight into life in the future. Viewers with a taste for cinematic kitsch will at least enjoy the musical score which concludes with a soaring Beatles-like instrumental that made me wonder if it's that band Klaatu (nope: Jim Cookman is the credited unknown composer, wish we could hear more).

I'll concede that the music alone is not strong enough to carry the film, but is odd enough to make sections of the film more enjoyable for those who despise contemporary commercialized pop entertainment forms. A good application for the film might be as a visual projection during a DJ party. Just turn the sound off, jam the music mix and let the shifting images roll by. Even people who aren't stoned will dig that.
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2/10
A UFO Documentary that just wasn't....
films-587-79821325 July 2010
HARMONIOUS COMMUNION WITH THE UNIVERSE? Yes, that was a line from the narrator's dialog... Yikes!!! Both previous reviewers got it exactly right. This is an extremely bad documentary on a subject that I have been fascinated by since the age of nine. I received a VHS copy of this film from my mom back in the 80s. I was expecting a in depth expose on the topic, but got a video of stock footage often unrelated to the narration, set to generic disco production music. The copy that I received was of such poor quality, it was almost devoid of color. The true downside of it was that we couldn't return it to the store from where she bought it because we had opened and watched it.

I did find out something useful though, if you are having trouble sleeping, pop this movie into you VCR, if you still have one, and just lay back. The disco music and cheesy sci-fi cosmic sound effects will begin to relax you... You'll be out like a light in no time.
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1/10
Worst documentary in the world
col_smith13 March 2006
I have a copy of this film on VHS. However, the title is "Attack from Outer Space". I tried to find information on this title and could find very little out there. It was only after searching on the director's name, Wheeler Dixon, that I discovered the original title and this listing in IMDb.

This has got to be the most inane strip of celluloid ever assembled. The entire film consist of nothing more than stock footage taken from the national archives and other government agencies and spliced together in a way that follows no narrative or any semblance of logical coherence. The narration drones on throughout the film without any regard to what is appearing on screen. The screen images are replete with what appear to be government technicians turning switches and dials in some lab somewhere and has nothing to do with UFO's or apparently anything else, for that matter. In addition, the narration is recorded with an echo making it difficult to understand what is being said. The sound track is a mixture of 70's porno jazz and 50's sci-fi synthesizer. These two divergent sounds are overlaid one another in a way that just grates on the nerves.

I can only imagine how many 12 or 13 year old boys must have wasted their hard earned 3 bucks to sit in a theater on a hot summer day in 1979 hoping to see some fascinating expose on the UFO phenomena only to be bored into a near catatonic state after sitting through the most agonizing 95 minutes of their young lives.
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1/10
Horrible
lespaulstandar-653-90219813 February 2010
The other reviewer nailed it. If this is, if in fact it is the same documentary, the worst thing on UFOs I've ever seen. The one I just bought was called "The Existence of UFOs" aka Attack From Space. I'm very interested in this stuff and this thing nearly put me to sleep ... no interviews, film clips or photos ... nothing. Just an interviewer droning on with scenes that have nothing to do with what he's talking about. He'll mention photos and film clips, but of course you don't see them. Let me suggest another DVD, UFOs 1973. Worth the price alone just for the recorded conversation between Charles Hickson and Calvin Parker when they thought they were alone.
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