Total Romance (2002 TV Movie) User Reviews

Best erotic movie on pay cable

[chrisa777 · 10/10 · 21 April 2004]

This movie is truly a diamond in the rough. If youre like me you are tired off all the garbage erotic movies that play late at night on HBO, showtime, etc.... Movies that look like they were shot at some producers summer house on a department store dv cam; with mediocre looking actresses with implants 2 sizes too big. Total Romance is the antithesis of this and a lesson in how to make a great erotic film.

Every girl in this movie is a knockout and the sex scenes are frequent and very erotic . The direction is excellent as well; this movie has a lot of style, with great cinematography and lighting, and an engaging euro/dance soundtrack. This movie seems a cut above all the crap that usually gets shown on pay cable.

It is french and dubbed, the dubbing is done well so the story doesn't make much sense: But who really cares about the story anyway? The reason to watch this are the beautiful girls and the classy erotic action.

If catch this late night on HBO or cinemax give it a go, you wont be disappointed

AMAZING!

[liktus · 9/10 · 24 May 2003]

I couldn't believe this was erotic. The kind of film I had always dreamt of. The photography makes it look like a James Ivory movie, there is no hypocrite fake prudeness as so often, the girls are amazingly beautiful, not just nice bimbos, but look like real actresses with a personality and a real beauty... and they seem to love getting naked... Why aren't there more films like that ? Why do they make either the trashy video dirtyvision ones, or else the prude hazy hamilton-like photo, films for kids?

Fantastic erotic movie!!!

[kbraeger · 8/10 · 9 June 2004]

A must see.

This movie has a plot, real looking sets(furniture, computers, etc.), great color and camera angles. The lingerie is unique as well.

Also the girls are hot. These girls don't look like some porn star that decided to do soft-core. They are unique looking, and did I mention hot.

Maybe it looks so good because it is not an American movie. But you can barely tell that the audio is off.

Compared to the other late-night movies shown on Cinemax, Showtime, and TMC, this movie should be in its own category.

A good soft-core film to watch late at night with that special love interest of your's.

[soberwookie11 · 22 July 2004]

I hate pornos. there disgusting to watch. I am also not a huge fan of soft-core films. however, I found this movie to be quite entertaining for its raw sex scenes and stylish camera shots.I know what your thinking. " In an erotic french soft core film?". The setting of the film is above average for this type of erotic motion picture. The ladies are the kind of eye-candy that I enjoy looking at( especially the short hair blonde). The acting is dubbed, but dubbed pretty well. there is enough sex scenes to please any soft-core fanatic.( watch out for the candle)

all in all, pretty decent soft core film. Its better than the other crap films hbo airs on a thursday late night.

Best erotic movie on pay cable

[chrisa777 · 10/10 · 21 April 2004]

This movie is truly a diamond in the rough. If youre like me you are tired off all the garbage erotic movies that play late at night on HBO, showtime, etc.... Movies that look like they were shot at some producers summer house on a department store dv cam; with mediocre looking actresses with implants 2 sizes too big. Total Romance is the antithesis of this and a lesson in how to make a great erotic film.

Every girl in this movie is a knockout and the sex scenes are freqeunt and very erotic . The direction is excellent as well; this movie has a lot of style, with great cinematography and lighting, and an engaging euro/dance soundtrack. This movie seems a cut above all the crap that usually gets shown on pay cable.

It is french and dubbed, the dubbing is done well so the story doesnt make much sense: But who really cares about the story anyway? The reason to watch this are the beautiful girls and the classy erotic action.

If catch this late night on HBO or cinemax give it a go, you wont be disapointed

A Good French TV Movie

[hugobolso-1 · 9/10 · 18 February 2021]

During the new millenium there were lot of several french porn soft movies. These usually had a better script than the american ones, despite a lower budget . Usually because of the smarter plot were sexier.- This is the exception, this isnn't the typical M6 production because the productions values aren't cheap, in fact was directed by Nicholas Webber remembered by the Diary flicks. Unlike the the Dariy who has the lovely and gorgeous in lead Linda Baumann, this time a guy is the leading character- Maybe it's expensier than usual, maybe because it's the screen debut of Alex Lundqvist, apparently a famous swedish male supermodel from the 90s. Why a supermodel want to be on a Softporn French TV ? I don't know, maybe the salaries for male models were lower than femele ones. After he made it, he made another Total Romance film with the same director and cast, but with other characters and plot Dangerous Liasons, fortunately for him he semiretired from acting after that, and he continue a more redituable and decent top model career.-

Any way, he is more than OK in this film, but the main standout is Irene Tellier who has a resamble of Ludivine Sagnier. The plot is simple Philip (Lundqvist) a horny boy but still innocent computer whiz hacker but offers his service to a rich and powerful and ruthless Jack ( FrenchSoft-core TV usual star Benoit Clerc), to spy his adversary. Because he recently had break up with his naive girlfriend Lili (Alexandra Lewis), he uses another girl (Tellier) to pretend being his with, after 30 minutes, finally Phillip has sex.

After it hacking corruption and seduction are his new weapons. Philip is so successful as to leave Jack behind. His ultimate mistake is to seduce Jack's wife Natasha (Nathalie Raynal). When he betray her with another women, the couple wanted a revange. So only the innocent Lily can help him to not to go to jail.

Even if she could get perversed in the proccess. The film is hot, the sex scenes are even hotter.- The gorgeous and sexy actresses unfortunately are most unknown, and never acted again on TV or Films, at least with these names