Quotes
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Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob! You didn't get the job!
SpongeBob SquarePants : [shocked] What?
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : You... did not... get... the job!
SpongeBob SquarePants : [sadly] But... but why?
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Ah, SpongeBob. You're a great frycook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it. He's more... mature than you.
SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm not... mature?
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Ah, lad. I mean this in the nicest of ways. But there's a word for what you are, and that word is... now, let's see...
Fish 1 : Dork?
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : No, wait, that's not right, not a dork, uh...
Pearl : A goofball?
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Closer, but no, no, no.
Fish 2 : A ding-a-ling!
Fish 3 : Wingnut!
Old Lady : A Knucklehead McSpazatron!
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : [angrily] Okay, that's enough!
[back to SpongeBob]
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man! Otherwise they'd call it "kidager!" You understandager- I mean, you understand?
SpongeBob SquarePants : [quietly, now miserable] I guess so, Mr Krabs.
[starts to walk away]
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : SpongeBob?
SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm ready... depression... I'm ready... depression...
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Poor kid.