Alec Baldwin: Dennis
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Quotes
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Dennis : Finally.
[cracks knuckles]
Dennis : I got you right where I want you.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Can I help you with something, sir?
Dennis : Name's Dennis. I've been hired to exterminate you.
SpongeBob SquarePants : You're gonna exterminate us?
[SpongeBob and Patrick look at each other, then burst out in laughter before wiping their tears]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Listen, Junior. You caught me and my friend here in a good mood today, so I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches.
Dennis : You mean these?
[grabs the seaweed mustaches off SpongeBob and Patrick's faces]
Dennis : I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime.
[Throws mustaches as SpongeBob and Patrick's eyes bulge at the sight of them]
SpongeBob SquarePants : They were fake?
Dennis : Of course they were fake! This is what a real mustache looks like.
[Pulls face mask off, grunts to sprout mustach from his upper lip]
Patrick Star : Is he a mermaid?
Dennis : All right. Enough gab.
[approaches SpongeBob and Patrick, who are trembling in fear]
SpongeBob SquarePants : What are you gonna do to us?
Dennis : Plankton was very specific.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Plankton?
Dennis : For some reason, he wanted me to step on you.
Patrick Star : Step on us?
Dennis : Yeah! That way, you'll never find out that he stole the crown!
[SpongeBob and Patrick look at each other]
Dennis : Uhh, perhaps I've said too much.
[extends spikes from the soles of his boots. SpongeBob and Patrick tremble in fear as Dennis positions his boot above them]
Patrick Star : That's a big boot.
Dennis : Don't worry. This'll only hurt a lot!
[laughs]
Dennis : I love this job!
[Continues to laugh, only to be crushed by a bigger boot]
Patrick Star : Bigger boot!
[tries to run away]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Wait, Pat! This bigger boot saved our lives.
Patrick Star : Yay!
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick Star : Thank you, stranger!
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Dennis : [about to step on Spongebob and Patrick] That's IT! I'm through with messing around! See ya later fools!
Patrick Star : [Dennis suddenly collides with a floating sailboat and falls into the ocean] See ya.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : [to Dennis on Hasselhoff's leg] I don't know what Plankton's paying you... But maybe these can make it worth your while.
Dennis : You think I can be bought with five... what are these?
SpongeBob SquarePants : That, sir, is five Goober dollars, legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : [having jumped from leg to leg on David Hasselhoff's body] Yeah! I did it!
Dennis : [Dennis jumps and makes it] You've got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip em out of you!
[makes a gesture like pulling guts out of one's body]
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SpongeBob SquarePants : [the diver's boot floats onto Hasselhoff's leg. From the bottom, Dennis emerges] Ah! Dennis!
Dennis : Did you miss me?
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SpongeBob SquarePants : We should be there in one more verse.
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick Star : [singing] Now that we're men...
Dennis : [interrupting the singing] Finally!
