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Dennis
- Dennis: Finally.
- [cracks knuckles]
- Dennis: I got you right where I want you.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Can I help you with something, sir?
- Dennis: Name's Dennis. I've been hired to exterminate you.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: You're gonna exterminate us?
- [SpongeBob and Patrick look at each other, then burst out in laughter before wiping their tears]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Listen, Junior. You caught me and my friend here in a good mood today, so I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches.
- Dennis: You mean these?
- [grabs the seaweed mustaches off SpongeBob and Patrick's faces]
- Dennis: I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime.
- [Throws mustaches as SpongeBob and Patrick's eyes bulge at the sight of them]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: They were fake?
- Dennis: Of course they were fake! This is what a real mustache looks like.
- [Pulls face mask off, grunts to sprout mustach from his upper lip]
- Patrick Star: Is he a mermaid?
- Dennis: All right. Enough gab.
- [approaches SpongeBob and Patrick, who are trembling in fear]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: What are you gonna do to us?
- Dennis: Plankton was very specific.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Plankton?
- Dennis: For some reason, he wanted me to step on you.
- Patrick Star: Step on us?
- Dennis: Yeah! That way, you'll never find out that he stole the crown!
- [SpongeBob and Patrick look at each other]
- Dennis: Uhh, perhaps I've said too much.
- [extends spikes from the soles of his boots. SpongeBob and Patrick tremble in fear as Dennis positions his boot above them]
- Patrick Star: That's a big boot.
- Dennis: Don't worry. This'll only hurt a lot!
- [laughs]
- Dennis: I love this job!
- [Continues to laugh, only to be crushed by a bigger boot]
- Patrick Star: Bigger boot!
- [tries to run away]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Wait, Pat! This bigger boot saved our lives.
- Patrick Star: Yay!
- SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star: Thank you, stranger!
- Dennis: [about to step on Spongebob and Patrick] That's IT! I'm through with messing around! See ya later fools!
- Patrick Star: [Dennis suddenly collides with a floating sailboat and falls into the ocean] See ya.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [to Dennis on Hasselhoff's leg] I don't know what Plankton's paying you... But maybe these can make it worth your while.
- Dennis: You think I can be bought with five... what are these?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: That, sir, is five Goober dollars, legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [having jumped from leg to leg on David Hasselhoff's body] Yeah! I did it!
- Dennis: [Dennis jumps and makes it] You've got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip em out of you!
- [makes a gesture like pulling guts out of one's body]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [the diver's boot floats onto Hasselhoff's leg. From the bottom, Dennis emerges] Ah! Dennis!
- Dennis: Did you miss me?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: We should be there in one more verse.
- SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star: [singing] Now that we're men...
- Dennis: [interrupting the singing] Finally!