50 First Dates (2004)

Adam Juegos: Ula's Kid

Quotes 

• Ula's Kid : Hey, Dad.

  Ula : Not now, Keanu Mokokokakau.

  Ula's Kid : But your stitches are bleeding.

  [while playing golf, Ula has ripped the stitches over a shark bite on his waist] 

  Ula : It must have been my huge back swing. You think you can stitch me up tonight after I get back from surfing?

  Henry : Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.

  Caddy : I wouldn't surf with a bleeding wound like that. You might attract a shark or something.

  Ula : What's wrong with that, cuz? Sharks are naturally peaceful.

  Caddy : Is that right? How'd you get that nasty cut anyway?

  Ula : A shark bit me.

  Caddy : Nice! Go smoke another one, bro!

• Ula's Kid : What's wrong with that turtle?

  Henry : He has lung problems cause he smoked too much turtle weed, which is bad for you. Right Ula?

  Ula : What? I don't smoke weed.

• Ula : Come on, I need some details. You get some booby, some assy, a pull on your poi-poi? Come on.

  Ula's Kid : Daddy, what's a nympho?

  Ula : Uh, the nympho is the state bird of Ohio.

  Henry : You're the state idiot of Hawaii.