Teen Titans (2003–2006)

Hynden Walch: Starfire, Madame Rouge, Blackfire, Argent, Rebecca

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Quotes 

• Fang : [to Robin, who's dancing with Kitten under duress]  Keep your hands off my girl.

  [attacks Robin] 

  Starfire : [blasts Fang]  Keep your legs off my boy!

• Cyborg : When I was at the H.I.V.E., for a time, I felt... normal.

  Starfire : Well, I did not know you before, so to me, you *are* normal.

• [about to watch a scary movie] 

  Robin : Can't be any scarier than that documentary on hot-dogs Starfire made us watch.

  Starfire : It was fascinating! I had no idea Earth-people ate so many pigs... and insects!

• Kitten : Hi, Robbiepoo!

  Starfire : Robin... who is this girl, and why is she calling you "poo"?

• Raven : [after she and Starfire have switched bodies]  Starfire! You have to calm down. My powers are driven by emotion. The more you feel, the more energy you unleash.

  Starfire : I will try to calm down.

  [takes a few deep breaths and closes her eyes] 

  Starfire : Peace... quiet... tranquil...

  [her powers cause a car to flip over and blow sky high] 

  Raven : We are sooo doomed.

• Starfire : [to Robin, who is on a self-deprecating rant]  No more Robin yelling at Robin!

• Beast Boy : So, I guess it is bad to watch too much TV.

  Starfire : But, we were only victorious because you watches too much the television.

  Raven : So, I guess there really is no lesson.

  Cyborg : Yep, it was all completely meaningless.

  [everyone laughs] 

• Robin : You can't hold us here forever!

  Spike : Now, don't be a sore loser. Atlas is just better than you, better than all of us!

  Starfire : Your Atlas is nothing but a Zolworg Tubeck Plixing Zarbmarker!

  Beast Boy : Yeah! What she said!

  Spike : You watch your tone! Atlas is the greatest. He deserves your respect.

  Raven : Sooo, do we get bathroom breaks?

• Beast Boy : You guys... missed me?

  Cyborg : Sure! Who else is going to help me wax the T-Car?

  Robin : And spar with me in the gym?

  Starfire : And wolf down nauseating amounts of tofu while Raven and I watch?

  Raven : Uh... how about we just go out for pizza?

• Cyborg : All right, y'all, four eyes is history, his ghoulies are gone, and we just saved the whole dang universe! Who wants French toast?

  Starfire : Oh, me, please. I shall consume them with gravy and the butter of peanuts.

• Starfire : Never have I been so thankful to have nine stomachs.

• Starfire : [about Slade's invading army of robots]  They are too numerous to fight. What shall we do?

  Robin : Fight anyway.

• [Starfire, Cyborg and Robin are sitting at a picnic table] 

  Starfire : This tangy yellow beverage is truly delightful.

  Cyborg : Uh, Starfire?

  Robin : That's mustard.

  Starfire : Is there more?

  [Robin and Cyborg stare at her weirdly] 

• Starfire : I am happy to see her. But Blackfire rules the videogames and she is able to share very depressing poems AND she knows the cool moves and she always knows when people are NOT talking about shovels.

  Robin : ...

• Starfire : [upon first meeting Terra]  Curiosity abounds! Please, tell us where you are from, how you got here, what's your favorite color, and do you wish to be my friend?

  Terra : Uh, Earth, walked, red, and, sure.

  Starfire : [giving Terra a huge hug]  Hello, new friend!

• Starfire : You guys. I don't know what to do? I've tried every joke, and every bodily noise I can think of and Beast Boy still won't wake up. I'm afraid Beast Boy's brain is lost forever.

  Raven : Beast Boy had a brain?

  Beast Boy : [laughing]  Good one... Hey wait a minute? Dude that's not funny. I totally have a brain. I just don't use it much.

• [after Raven laughs and leaves the roof of Titan Tower] 

  Starfire : Many of your Earth ways are still strange to me, but that was... just plain freaky, correct?

• Starfire : Your Atlas is nothing but a Zolworg Tubeck Plixing Zarbmarker!

  Beast Boy : Yeah, what she said!

• Starfire : Cyborg, you seem all lobstery.

  [everyone looks at her strangely] 

  Raven : I think she means crabby.

• Pelican : Oh have you seen my hippo? He hides and I must seek.

  Starfire : I cannot play. Please, do you know a strange man named Control Freak? He is big, not tall and nasty and known for causing strife. He escaped into the TV.

  Beast Boy : Hey Star, run for your life!

• [the Teen Titans arrive back at the Tower. Starfire bursts through the door, gleeful] 

  Starfire : Come, Friends. I shall thank you all by reciting the Poem of Gratitude. All six thousand verses.

  [the Titans look shocked] 

• Blackfire : How do I look?

  Robin : ...pink.

• Starfire : Are ALL the schools on your planet this horrible?

• [the Titans are treating Terra to lunch - Starfire holds up a plate of green gelatin containing what looks suspiciously like intestinal tract] 

  Starfire : Might you wish to partake of my home-made glorg?

  [the other Titans mime "No! No!" at Terra, who wolfs it down in one bite] 

  Terra : Tasted like... sushi mixed with ice-cream. Got any more?

  Starfire : I shall go cultivate the fungus!

• Starfire : You are a klorbag varblernelk!

• Starfire : [after getting their bodies back from being switched, to Raven]  I am me! And you are you!

  Cyborg : [the rest of the Titans have their bodies back]  And we're us!

  Robin : Thanks to you two.

  Beast Boy : You go girls!

  Starfire : We have done it!

  [jumps and embraces Raven] 

  Raven : [horrified]  Ummm... you're hugging me!

• Starfire : Let us initiate a group hug!

• Starfire : [while holding three strips of tofu bacon to her head]  Observe. I am a Rorphian Zopgar.

  [she giggles] 

  Starfire : [Cyborg and Beast Boy give her blank looks] 

  Starfire : On my planet, this is hilarious.

• Starfire : I will not read your book of meanness and swirls.

• [trying to be funny] 

  Starfire : How many Oparans does it take to hogey a morflark? FIMBAR.

• [It is dark and Beast Boy has turned into an octopus] 

  Starfire : Eeek! Someones claws are on my grebnacks.

  [Two popping sounds] 

  Beast Boy : Hehe... my bad

• Starfire : Hello, Starfire! Hello, tiny wooden replica of Starfire!

• Cyborg : And the last slice of pizza goes to...

  [spins the slice] 

  Cyborg : Terra!

  Robin : All right, Terra!

  Beast Boy : Whoo!

  Starfire : You are the winner!

  Raven : Um... way to go.

  Cyborg : Just a rookie and already you're an MVP and the winner of the coveted four cheese trophy! The world wants to know, how does it feel?

  Terra : Um, good, and kind of greasy.

• Madame Rouge : Yes, Robin, do keep in touch.

• Starfire : ...boogers?