Ham & Cheese (2004)

Jason Jones: Barry Goodson

Quotes 

• Barry Goodson : When it pours, it rains.

• Beth Goodson : [upon learning her husband Barry just arbitrarily quit his telemarketing job]  I mean God Barry, at least we could count on those two hundred dollars evert two weeks to buy your acting supplies... now I'm going to have to pay for them too?

  Barry Goodson : Hey - enough about YOU. This affects ME.

• Barry Goodson : [out of work, broke, eating cereal]  Now I don't know why they say eat this stuff with milk, 'cos- ah, it tastes just fine with water.

• Floyd : [trying to direct Barry how to deliver his lines]  So you're on the phone, ok? Uh-huh. uh-huh - An elementary school teacher impregnanted by a blah, blah, blah, blah, blah - Got it?

  Barry Goodson : [Barry in the take]  Uh-huh. uh-huh? Mm-hmm - An elementary school teacher impregnanted by a blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

• Barry Goodson : Comedy. Is all, about.................................... timing.