School of Life (2005 TV Movie)

David Paymer: Matt Warner

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Quotes 

• Matt Warner : Mind if we join you?

  Michael D'Angelo : [dressed as an Indian Chief]  All tribes welcome. Hear me, my chiefs. My heart is weak... it's sick. Though the flesh may turn to dust, my soul will stand strong and soar higher than ever before, like the distant echo of a beating drum, breathing life like the wind. Part of all living things. Now and forever.

• Matt Warner : Could you do me a favour?

  Ellie Warner : Anything.

  Matt Warner : Could you not say Mr. D? That's all I ever hear. Mr. D, Mr. D, Mr. D. I'm beginning to hate the letter.

• Matt Warner : How do you always know exactly how I'm feeling?

  Ellie Warner : I don't know.

• Matt Warner : Everything's going to be okay. I got him.

  Ellie Warner : Got who?

  Matt Warner : D'Angelo!

• Matt Warner : [stood at school, in his pyjamas] 

  [to Ellie] 

  Matt Warner : Uh... hi, honey. I got the day off. You wanna do something?

• Matt Warner : Ellie - I'm sorry.

• Matt Warner : I'm sorry I embarrassed you in front of your girlfriend...

  Dylan Warner : She's not my girlfriend. She'll never be my girlfriend.

• Matt Warner : [to Dylan]  Have a good night.

• Matt Warner : You cut down my tree.

• Matt Warner : [to the astronaut]  The guy you're looking for is across the hall on Planet D. That's one small leap for man, one giant pain in the ass!

• Matt Warner : Don't forget tomorrow we're dissecting basketballs and good luck to the frog team.

• Matt Warner : [to Timmy]  I owe you a Moon Pie.

• Matt Warner : Everyone look to the person at your left. Each one of you is looking at a miracle.

• [repeated line] 

  Matt Warner : That's not appropriate.

• Matt Warner : That's not appropriate.

  Stormin' Norman Warner : Matty, relax.