Rolie Polie Olie: The Great Defender of Fun (2002 Video)

James Woods: Gloomius Maximus

Quotes 

• Gloomius Maximus : [snidely]  There won't be any birthday party! Go ahead, try if you want to... Ah, Ha, ha.

  Zowie : You're not nice. Why are you so gloomy, Gloomie?

  Gloomius Maximus : Why? Why? *WHY*?

  Gloomius Maximus : [mumbling]  I've always been gloomy.

  Gloomius Maximus : [walks toward the window of his spaceship]  I've always been this way... and I never liked... *birthday parties*!

  Zowie : [amazed]  No like birthday parties?

  Gloomius Maximus : It's all a bunch of ho-ee!

  Zowie : No like fun presents? No like yummy cake?

  Gloomius Maximus : [suddenly nostalgic]  As a matter of fact, I've never had a birthday party... ever... Never had... fun presents...

  Gloomius Maximus : [at the brink of crying]  Or a yummy cake, or good friends that want to... want me to participate...

  Gloomius Maximus : SO BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE A BIRTHDAY PARTY, NO ONE ELSE WILL *HAVE* A BIRTHDAY PARTY! NOT NOW... NOT *EVER* AGAIN!

• Gloomius Maximus : A ton of ho-hum to everyone!

• Gloomius Maximus : [Pappy's dentures bites him in the posterior]  eee-YYYYYOOOOOWWWW!

  Billy Bevel : Oh! Right into the "Gluteus Maximus"!

  [laughs] 

• Gloomius Maximus : [singing]  'cuz I feel better when *you* feel *worse*!

• Olie : [Olie, Spot and Billy have infilterated Gluteus Maximus's ship; saving Zowie and Pappy]  C'mon Billy, C'mon Zo! We've got a party to go to!

  Gloomius Maximus : [approaching them; falsely suspicious]  GOING *somewhere?*

  Billy Bevel : [noticing Gloomius has the super-silly ray intended to be Zowie's birthday present in his possession]  Hey! that's Zowie's super-silly ray! Give it back!

  Gloomius Maximus : [dangling the silly ray in front of Billy; like a Angler Fish luring a smaller fish with a lure; sneering]  Come and get it, Bot Boy!

  Billy Bevel : [backing away; whispering to Olie]  Time to get the secret weapon.

  [Olie, with a determined look on his face, holds up the secret weapon; the giggling tickle-me-pickle; heroic fanfare sounds] 

  Gloomius Maximus : [too-much-sugar of a voice]  Oo-hoo... A little, itty, bitty pickle!

  Billy Bevel : [shouts]  Let him have it, Olie!

  [With an almighty grunt, Olie throws the pickle at Gloomius. The tickle-me pickle begins tickling Gloomius Maximus immediately]