Grand Theft Parsons (2003)
Clint Culp: Uniform Cop
Quotes
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Larry Oster-Berg : So what'cha doing here?
Larry Oster-Berg : We're, uh, meeting someone off a flight.
Uniform Cop : You're meeting someone off of a flight?
Larry Oster-Berg : Yes.
Uniform Cop : In a hearse?
Larry Oster-Berg : Yes. It's a, surprise.
Uniform Cop : Which part's the surprise, um, the fact that you're in a bright yellow hearse? The fact that you look like something out of a horror film? Or, the fact, that you're a half mile away from the terminal and they're gonna have to walk across two runways to reach you?
Larry Oster-Berg : The first part.
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Uniform Cop : Wherever there's a hippie, there's a crime, even if that crime hasn't happened yet. That's what I always say.
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Uniform Cop : You missed a gap 50 yards wide and hit a wall... IN BROAD DAYLIGHT!