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Young Jenna
- [Jenna has invited the most popular girls in school to her 13th birthday party]
- Young Matt: You know, I can't believe you invited those clones.
- Young Jenna Rink: They're my friends.
- Young Matt: The Six Chicks are not your friends, okay?
- Young Jenna Rink: Well, almost. And someday, I'm gonna BE a Sixth Chick.
- Young Matt: There are six of them, Jenna, that's the whole point. There can't be a seventh Sixth Chick. It's just mathematically impossible. Besides you're way cooler than they are, they're totally unoriginal.
- Young Jenna Rink: I don't want to be original, Matty, I want to be cool.
- Beverly Rink: Just because you don't look like those girls in Poise magazine doesn't mean you're not beautiful in your own way.
- Young Jenna Rink: I don't want to be beautiful in my own way. I want to look like these people.
- Beverly Rink: Oh, those aren't people, honey. Those are models.
- Young Jenna Rink: Look at this. "Thirty and flirty and thriving. Why the thirties are the best years of your life." I wanna be thirty.
- Beverly Rink: [chuckles] Well, you will be, honey. But right now, you're my beautiful 13-year-old.
- Yearbook Photographer: Swing around this way just a little bit, Gina. Come on, right there. That's good.
- Young Jenna Rink: It's Jenna.
- Yearbook Photographer: Look over here, Gina. Right here.
- Young Jenna Rink: IT'S JENNA!
- [Photographer takes photo and it comes out all wrong]
- Young Matt: Hey, Jenna.
- [takes a picture of him and Jenna]
- Young Jenna Rink: Matt, please. No more pictures.
- Young Matt: Come on, it's your 13th birthday. We gotta document it.
- [Jenna returns to 1987, and has a second chance as "Crazy for You" by Madonna plays in the background]
- Young Tom-Tom: [to Matt; snobbishly] Jenna's waiting for you in the closet.
- [Young Lucy goes upstairs; Young Matt goes to closet, and opens door]
- Young Jenna Rink: [happily] Matty!
- [pounces on Young Matt and passionately kisses him]
- Young Matt: [impressed] Wow. You really know what you're doing.
- Young Jenna Rink: Come on.
- Young Tom-Tom: [takes scarf; snobbishly] Sorry, I forgot my scarf.
- Young Jenna Rink: [angrily snatches Lucy's homework, and rips it up] You know what? You can be the pot and kettle all by yourself from now on,
- [splashes Young Lucy's drink on her dress]
- Young Jenna Rink: biatch.
- [to Matt]
- Young Jenna Rink: Come on, Matt.
- Young Tom-Tom: [to Young Jenna; incensed and confused] What did you call me?
- Young Jenna Rink: We're gonna be late.
- Young Matt: For what?
- Young Jenna Rink: You'll see.
- Young Jenna Rink: [as the Six Chicks walk up to her and Matt] Hi, Tom-Tom.
- Young Tom-Tom: Hey, Jenna.
- [to Matt]
- Young Tom-Tom: Hi, Beaver. How's everything at the dam?
- [back to Jenna]
- Young Tom-Tom: So, how did yours come out, Rink?
- Young Jenna Rink: Not so good.
- Young Tom-Tom: [pretending to agree] Yeah, mine aren't so hot either.
- Six Chick: Nuh-uh! Tom-Tom, yours are great!
- Six Chick: Yours are the best.
- [Tom-Tom shows her pictures to Young Jenna]
- Young Jenna Rink: God, you're so photogenic.
- Young Matt: [to Jenna] I'll meet you out front, okay?
- Young Tom-Tom: Do whatever you want. It's not like she needs a play-by-play.
- [the Six Chicks laugh; Matt passes through the girls]
- Young Tom-Tom: Freakazoid.
- Six Chick: See ya.
- Young Tom-Tom: Uh, Jenna, can I talk to you a tiny second? So I told Chris Grandy me and the Six Chicks were going to your party tonight. And he said he wanted to come with.
- Young Jenna Rink: Really?
- Young Tom-Tom: Yeah, it's too bad we can't make it, 'cause we really wanted to.
- [turns to her friends]
- Young Tom-Tom: Didn't we, girls?
- Six Chick: We totally did.
- Six Chick: So, so much.
- Six Chick: We're so sorry.
- Young Tom-Tom: Yeah, Miss Measly's totally up our butts with this group project proposal. And Chris is going to come over and help us out... so, I guess he can't come either.
- Young Jenna Rink: I could write your report for you.
- Young Tom-Tom: Fabuloso.