The Calcium Kid (2004)

Mark Heap: Sebastian Gore-Brown

Quotes 

• Pete Wright : [starting to go off his nut]  I was fucking robbed!

  Sebastian Gore-Brown : Oh, shit!

  Pete Wright : Stick this in your poxy documentary!

  [pushes over table] 

  Sebastian Gore-Brown : Shit, Dave, get the fucking gear!

  Pete Wright : And if you ever come back, I'll serve the fucking pair o' ya !

• Sebastian Gore-Brown : Is there... is there a problem, Mr Cohen?

  Artie Cohen : A problem? Well, my definition of a problem is a trivial annoyance easily overcome with quickness of thought. No, this is a situation.

  Sebastian Gore-Brown : And... and and what exactly is-is your-your definition of a-a situation?

  Artie Cohen : Two limey fuck filmmakers hanging from their skinny pricks over an eighth floor balcony, for shooting unauthorized footage of an Artie Cohen fighter. THIS! THIS IS MY DEFINITION OF A SITUATION!

• Jimmy : [alone under the bedcover]  Say my name. Mm. Yeah, baby, yeah. Yeah...

  Sebastian Gore-Brown : [clears throat]  Jimmy?

  [Jimmy looks up from underneath the cover] 

  Sebastian Gore-Brown : Morning. Um, we're the documentary team. We'll be filming you 24 hours a day in the run-up to the fight.

  Jimmy : Of course, the fight. Who would have thought it? Jimmy Connelly fighting Jose Mendez for the championship belt.

  Sebastian Gore-Brown : So, tell us, how does Jimmy Connelly start his day?

  Jimmy : Umm... Well, as you probably noticed... I normally start off in the morning with a set of fifty sit-ups... yeah.

• Sebastian Gore-Brown : How long have you been involved in the sport of pugilism, Mr. Bush?

  Herbie Bush : I'm sorry. There must be some kind of mistake. I'm in the boxing game.