It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie (2002 TV Movie)

Molly Shannon: Molly Shannon

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• Kermit : [on the phone with Kelly]  Right, right. Listen, we are all big fans. I watch you every morning. And we were wondering if you'd come out and star in our Christmas show at the Muppet Theater.

  Kermit , Kelly Ripa : I don't know, Kermit. I was hoping to spend the holidays with my loved ones.

  Kermit : [on the phone with Molly]  Well, good golly, Miss Molly. You are such a big star, it would be an honor to us if you would come out and be in our show.

  Molly Shannon - Cameo Appearance : Let me remind you about the last time I worked with a frog. We fell madly in love. So, naturally I have a key made to his apartment. I break in and reorganize his closets while he's at work as a little favor. And how am I rewarded for going to all this trouble? The frog stops calling me. Remember that?

  Kermit : [and the rejects begin]  Hey there, Madonna, want a free Muppet t-shirt? Courteney, can you juggle? Thanks, Mr. Connery. I understand, Mr. Schwarzenegger. Hello, Mister Rogers? Hello, Angelina? Oh, hi there, Britney? Hello, Nicole? Gee, I could sure do with a little star power around there, Triumph. Is there any way you could help me out?

  Triumph the Insult Comic Dog : Muppet movies are always the best.

  Kermit : You mean that?

  Triumph the Insult Comic Dog : For me to poop on!

  [laughs] 

  Kermit : Right, right, ya got me again, bye-bye.

  [hangs up]