It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie (2002 TV Movie)
Dave Goelz: The Great Gonzo, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Waldorf
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Quotes
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Pepe the Prawn : I got good news! I got the fire permit, the health permit, the permit to open a topless nightclub, all the contracts...
The Great Gonzo : Wait a minute. The permit to open a topless nightclub?
Pepe the Prawn : Better safe than sorry, okay?
The Great Gonzo : Good point.
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The Great Gonzo : [Gonzo into a walkie talkie] Gonzo to Scooter, Gonzo to Scooter. Bring home the bacon. Over.
Scooter : 10-4. Bacon down. Bacon down.
Rizzo the rat : [pulls on string trying to lift down Miss Piggy] Roger. Bacon down. Bacon down.
Miss Piggy : Will you hurry up? Don't make me miss my cue!
Scooter : The ham is jammed. Repeat the ham is jammed.
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Statler : [Up in the balcony, Statler and Waldorf make fun of Pepe's bad jokes] Hey, the shrimp's floundering!
[Statler and Waldorf both laugh]
Pepe the Prawn : You shut-up okay?
Statler : He told us to clam up!
Waldorf : What's he want to do? Mussle us?
[Both laugh again]
Pepe the Prawn : Don't get me steamed okay!
Statler : Steamed shrimp!
Waldorf : Oh, pass the cocktail sauce!
[Both laugh]
Pepe the Prawn : That's it. I'm coming up there!
[Leaves the stage to go to the balcony]
Statler : Whoooaaa... I'm shaking!
Waldorf : You're always shaking.
[He laughs and Statler grumbles]
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Rizzo the rat : Gonzo, I sold my collection of rare cheese to buy you this crystal petri dish for your mold collection.
The Great Gonzo : Oh. Uh, gee, Rizzo. I sold my mold collection to buy you this diamond-tipped cheese slicer.
Rizzo the rat : Did you save the receipt?
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The Great Gonzo : Hmmm. Let's see. Shiny nose, laughing and calling names... I got it! Meet the new star of our show: Frosty the Snow-Rat!
Kermit : Gee Gonzo, I thought you would have gone with Rizzo the Red-Nosed Rat-Deer.
The Great Gonzo : Well, sure, if you want to go for the obvious.
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Beaker : Mee mee moo moo mee mee mind.
Dr. Honeydew : Yes, I think you have a beautiful mind too.
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The Great Gonzo : This is Luc Fromage. He works with Cirque Du Soilet.
Luc Fromage : Behold, I give you my theatrical masterpiece!
Kermit : "Cirque Du So Lame?" Luc, I don't think it would be nice to have the word "lame" in our show.
Luc Fromage : It is not "lame"! It's "lah-mehy"!
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Kermit : Can we make enough money?
Dr. Honeydew : Yes... I mean, no... I mean, yes...
[Opens window where Beeker's hand is caught]
Dr. Honeydew : Beaker, do you have my wax pencil? Oh, never mind, here it is.
[Closes window on Beeker's hand again]
Dr. Honeydew : Yes, if we fill 1,900 seats...
Kermit : But that's impossible!
Dr. Honeydew : Or not pay anyone 'til New Year's.
Kermit : Oh, that's not so bad.
Dr. Honeydew : ...of next year.
