Joanna Going credited as playing...
Natalie
- Peter McCallister: [to Natalie] I'm going back to check on Kevin
- Natalie: What... now
- Peter McCallister: Yes, somethings up... I can sense it... Maybe I need to be a parent
- Natalie: That's not fair... you know how I care about kids
- Peter McCallister: How much do you care about my kid
- [referring to Kevin]
- Natalie: [silence]
- Peter McCallister: [slams the car door]
- Kevin McCallister: Robbers were trying to rip off your house!
- Natalie: So you chose to trash it?
- Kevin McCallister: No I was trying to protect it!
- Natalie: By trashing it?
- [Natalie is horrified to see her house has been flooded; Kevin stands at the bottom of the stairs]
- Kevin McCallister: OK, I know it looks bad, but...
- [Natalie screams; Peter comes running in behind her]
- Peter McCallister: Honey, what's the--?
- [looks down as he stands in ankle-deep water; Natalie gasps uncontrollably]
- Peter McCallister: Kevin, what--? What have you... done?
- Natalie: [rapidly dials the intercom] Prescott! *Prescott*!
- Kevin McCallister: It's not working. I tried.
- Prescott: [over the intercom] Yes, ma'am?
- [Kevin looks shocked]
- Natalie: Get out here! *Now*!
- Kevin McCallister: Well, it *wasn't* working.
- Peter McCallister: Kevin, what happened?
- Kevin McCallister: It wasn't me. It was the *burglars*.
- Peter McCallister: The burglars?
- Kevin McCallister: Yeah. And I recognised the one guy, Marv. Did I ever tell you about him? Well, that's another story, but the point *is*, they were gonna rip off your house!
- Natalie: So you chose instead to trash it?
- Kevin McCallister: No, I was trying to protect it!
- Natalie: By trashing it?
- Prescott: [wading through the water] What in the name of--?
- Kevin McCallister: Hey! Why didn't you come when I was calling you?
- Natalie: Prescott, were you aware of any burglars here today?
- Prescott: Burglars?
- [looks at Kevin, then back to Natalie]
- Prescott: No, ma'am. All the alarms were on, as usual.
- Kevin McCallister: Well, maybe they turned them off!
- [holds up a remote]
- Kevin McCallister: They had one of these, you know.
- Prescott: I saw no intruders, and except for-- Beg pardon, ma'am-- the briefest of bathroom breaks, my eyes were on the monitors at all times.
- [Kevin shakes his head]
- Prescott: How one child could do so much damage in the time it took me to-- Well, it-it's quite beyond me.
- Kevin McCallister: It wasn't me!
- Prescott: Well, there was no one *else* here!
- Kevin McCallister: He's lying!
- Prescott: Am not!
- Kevin McCallister: Are too!
- Prescott: Am *not*!
- Kevin McCallister: *Are too*!
- Prescott: [to Peter] With all due respect, sir, I *did* see Master Kevin playing with the devices as if the house were a big toy!
- [Natalie gasps]
- Prescott: The only hooligan here today was your son.
- [Natalie hyperventilates]
- Peter McCallister: Give us a minute.