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- [last lines]
- Narrator: Now it's back to the real world all of you I must send / For I've only two words left and they are, "The End."
- Char: Traveling with an elf? What? Your boyfriend couldn't make it?
- Ella: No.
- Char: [disappointed] Oh.
- Ella: Because I don't have a boyfriend.
- Char: [happily] Oh.
- Ella: What about you? Your girlfriend doesn't mind being left alone?
- Char: I don't have a girlfriend.
- Ella: [happily] Oh.
- Char: I have many.
- Ella: [disappointed] Oh.
- Char: I'm kidding, you shouldn't believe everything you read in Medieval Teen.
- Fan Club Girl: Prince Charmont, are you a fast runner?
- Char: Not particularly, no. Why?
- Fan Club Girl: Get him!
- [a mob of girls start chasing Char]
- Fan Club Girl: Prince Charmont actually stepped on these tiles!
- [a bunch of girls get down and start kissing the floor]
- Tour Guide: Girls, stop tonguing the foyer!
- Hattie: Hold your tongue, Ella.
- [Ella literally holds her tongue]
- Prof. Edith: Ella!
- Ella: [still holding her tongue] My tongue itches.
- [scratches her tongue]
- Prof. Edith: Well, if you're not going to take this seriously, I will have to appoint the winner as Hattie.
- Ella: I wonder if my opponent is basing her opinion on the Prince's politics or how cute she thinks his butt is?
- Dame Olga: I want to look 25 at tonight's ball. What do you suggest?
- Mandy: A time machine?
- Make-Up Artist: May I recommend our newest procedure? Bat feces and oxen blood. Battox!
- Char: These last few days have been so perfect. Except for the bit where we almost got eaten by ogres. And you wrote a letter that ripped out my heart. And I had to dance with Hattie.
- Char: You can curtsy or not; that's your choice. There's nothing I can do about it... except have you beheaded, but that seems a bit extreme.
- Ella: Now, I need you to go back into the forest and rally all the elves and giants you can find.
- Slannen the Elf: You want me to go back in there?
- Ella: Yes. You're going to need all the help you can get. Now someone has to get back into the castle, find Benny and then keep Char away from Edgar.
- Slannen the Elf: Why? What's going on?
- Ella: I already told you, I can't tell you, but... but if you don't, you might be stuck singing "Kum-ba-ya" for the rest of your life!
- Ella: I've met Prince Charmont, and I think he might be different from his uncle.
- Slannen the Elf: Why? Cause he's a hunk?
- Ella: No...
- Slannen the Elf: What is he, about 6 foot?
- Ella: Yeah, about.
- Slannen the Elf: Yeah, I hate the guy already.
- Slannen the Elf: [rustling] Oh no... The rustling always comes before the screaming and the running. I *knew* this was gonna happen! They're just gonna find pieces of us scattered across the forest.
- Benny: [a rabbit hops out of the bushes] Oh, a bunny. You know, the last known case of a bunny attack was, well, *never*.
- [about Slannen the Elf and Brumhilda the Giant]
- Ella: I've seen weirder couples... none that immediately come to mine, but still...
- Ella: You're about to become king. You'll have the power to make a difference in the world, and you don't even care.
- Char: It's not like I asked to become king. I have no say in the matter.
- Ella: Well thanks to your uncle, there are a lot of people who have no say in the matter. Nobody should be forced to do things they don't want to do. Take it from somebody who knows.
- Slannen the Elf: Elves aren't that short you know. That's just a stupid myth created by that "Elves and the Shoemaker" story. Do I look small enough to fit in a shoe? Stinkin' Grimm Brothers!
- Slannen the Elf: You know, I hope you don't mind me saying this, but you're much prettier than I would've expected.
- Brumhilda: Oh, I know. Giants are supposed to be big, ugly and mean. It's because of stories like "Jack and the Beanstalk." Stinking Grimm Brothers!
- Ella: I don't need your chivalry, thanks. And I have no intention of curtsying either, so you can *forget it.*
- Char: Uh, well, you can curtsy or not, that's your choice. There's really nothing I can do about it. Except to have you beheaded, but that seems a bit extreme.
- Ella: Charming. Why don't you do what your people usually do? Steal my land, and then destroy my livelihood. Now, if you'll excuse me...
- [walks off, on her way]
- Char: Wait a second!
- [snaps his fingers]
- Char: Come back here!
- [and as is Ella's curse, her spell kicks in]
- Hattie: What my unworthy opponent fails to realize is Sir Edgar has done a fantastic job. He has driven the ogres out, and he has put giants and elves to work as laborers and entertainers. Therefore, if it weren't for him, we wouldn't have today's thriving free-enterprise system.
- Ella: It's only free because we've enslaved the poor creatures and they work for nothing. Edgar is a monster, and I don't hold out much hope for his nephew, either.
- Hattie: Well that shows what you know aka nothing. Prince Char will be the greatest king ever. Right girls?
- Ella: I wonder if my opponent has based her opinion on the prince's politics or how cute she thinks his butt is.
- Hattie: Humph! Oh just admit your stupid and don't know what you're talking about
- Ella: Why don't you like music?
- Slannen the Elf: Oh that's right, because elves are supposed to be so happy and joyful all the time. Singin' and dancin' for the *man*. I don't want to be an entertainer. I want to be...
- Ella: What?
- Slannen the Elf: Nothin...
- Ella: No, what were you going to say.
- Slannen the Elf: Forget it. It's silly.
- Ella: Please tell me.
- Slannen the Elf: I want to be a lawyer.
- Benny: I guess that would be in small claims court.
- NiSSh: You, into the pot.
- [Ella walks over to pot]
- Slannen the Elf: Forget them!
- Ella: [turns around in surprise at ogres] Who are you?
- NiSSh: I am the ogre, NiSSh. We just did this. Didn't we just do this? All right. That's enough fun and games. Now keep your mouth shut...
- [Ella closes her mouth]
- NiSSh: ...and don't move.
- [Ella freezes]
- Fairy Administrator: Can I help you?
- Ella: Hello. I'm looking for Lucinda Perryweather. Actually, its kinda urgent.
- Fairy Administrator: Sorry toots, she was kicked out last week.
- Ella: Do you know where I can find her?
- Fairy Administrator: Nope.
- Ella: [franticly] No, you don't understand! If I don't find her by tonight, something terrible is going to happen!
- Fairy Administrator: Finding her would be something terrible.
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