Martin Lawrence en el papel de...
Self
- [an audience member yells "Hurry up!" while Martin pauses to have a sip of water]
- Martin Lawrence: Somebody put something in his mouth. My zipper's stuck.
- Martin Lawrence: Here goes all these rumors writin' about me. I see on the paper, one of'em says "Martin tries to jump out of a plane using his jacket as a parachute." Now ain't that some bullshit! As I'm trying to get my life together, they're gonna write that bullshit. I know damn well you can't jump out no plane using your jacket as a parachute. Shit, I know you got to use your pants.
- [an audience member tries to dis Martin]
- Martin Lawrence: Don't forget who the original "Def Jam" host was, motha fucka!