The Wicker Tree (2011)

Alessandro Conetta: Orlando

Quotes 

• Lolly : [moaning while having sex]  I read somewhere that your Italian countrymen... Cesar Borgia... bet his father... the Pope... that he could come... five times during his wedding night... had five horsemen under the window... ooh... and every time he... ooh... ooh...

  [climaxing] 

  Lolly : Orlando! Orgasissimo! Oh! Whew.

  Orlando : Five times?

  Lolly : Sure. Why not seven? I'm sure you, Orlando, could do it. Italian men are such wonderful lovers. What a great idea. Are you on? Nobody would touch that record.

  Orlando : You keep records here?

  Lolly : No, not really. Well, quite informally. You really are a treat, Orlando. Scots and Englishmen can always find their way to the pub, but when it comes to the clitoris, they think it's an island off Greece famous for its ouzo.