Return to the Batcave: The Misadventures of Adam and Burt (2003 TV Movie)

Curtis Armstrong: Jerry the Butler

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Quotes 

• Adam West : [reading an invitation left on his front door]  Alfred! I need you!

  [opens closet] 

  Adam West : Ah, what to wear?

  [sees one suit] 

  Adam West : Eh, too flashy.

  [sees another one] 

  Adam West : Too stuffy.

  [sees another one] 

  Adam West : Too formal.

  [comes across his old Batman costume] 

  Adam West : Too retro.

  Jerry the Butler : [patiently after coming into the room]  It's not Alfred, Mister West. It's Jerry. Alfred was the guy on the tv-show.

  Adam West : There's a charity event at the car museum tonight. It seems I'm expected.

  Jerry the Butler : [reads invitation]  A little last minute, isn't it?

  Adam West : Charity doesn't punch a clock, my friend.

  Jerry the Butler : I guess you'll be needing your tuxedo.

  Adam West : Nooo. I think something a little more in keeping with the times. Something a little less formal. Something... Clooneyish.

• Adam West : We've entered the mind of a madman.

  Jerry the Butler : My mind and welcome to it.

  Adam West : Alfred?

  Jerry the Butler : Jerry! How many times do I have to tell you? It's Jerry!

  Burt Ward : The butler did it. We should've seen this coming a mile away.

  Adam West : Diabolical!

  Jerry the Butler : Even more than you think, Mr. West.

  [Jerry unmasks himself and it is Frank Gorshin] 

  Burt Ward : Holy plot twist! Your butler is... Frank Gorshin?