Dragnet (2003–2004)
Ethan Embry: Det. Frank Smith
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Quotes
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Det. Frank Smith : No, you're not A suspect, you're THE suspect.
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Det. Frank Smith : Sadistic son-of-a-bitch tortured her with electricity.
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Det. Frank Smith : Victims, like your daughter here.
Lydia Stoffel : That's my son.
[Franks looks at the picture again]
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Det. Frank Smith : Fine, we'll get warrants. But that's gonna take time and really piss us off.
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Det. Joe Friday : So, more jail time and we'll have to get animal control to come down here and euthanize these little fluff balls.
Alice : What?
Det. Frank Smith : So sad.
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Det. Frank Smith : Premature ejaculation... we got a squirter!
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Det. Frank Smith : The guy sure did know how to live... when he was alive.
Det. Joe Friday : Don't eat the dead guys candy, Smith!
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Drug Dealer : Cops, the other white meat.
Det. Frank Smith : You hear what he did there, Joe? He called us pigs, but in like a roundabout kinda way.
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Greg : My lawyer's gonna eat you.
Det. Joe Friday : You ever notice how many people claim their lawyers eat human flesh?
Det. Frank Smith : Might be a cult thing.
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Det. Frank Smith : This city owes me a new pair of Italian ankle boots.
Det. Joe Friday : Yeah, Italian by way of Taiwan.
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Det. Frank Smith : What size do you wear? eight, nine?
[Greg looks confused]
Det. Frank Smith : Your shoes.
Greg : Seven.
Det. Frank Smith : Seven. That's cute. Me, I got clown's feet.
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Man : You gonna bother these people?
Det. Frank Smith : We're gonna bother a lot of people until we find out who bothered Whitney Lynde.
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Det. Frank Smith : Your dialing finger broken?
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Det. Joe Friday : Be polite? I am polite! What does she think I'm gonna do, pee in a wastebasket?
Det. Frank Smith : I heard you did that once.
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Det. Frank Smith : Stop! You're really pissing me off!