House of the Dead (2003)

Clint Howard: Salish

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• Salish : Cap'n! Cap'n! I'm not goin'. I'm not goin'! There's evil spirits on that island!

  Capt. Victor Kirk : You just get the deck lines and let me worry about the evil spirits. Okay, Salish?

• Capt. Victor Kirk : Where ya headin', girls? Huh?

  Simon : It's, uh, somewhere in the San Juans. You must know where that is, right Skipper?

  Salish : [looks at map]  You crazy?

  [to Kirk] 

  Salish : They crazy!

  Capt. Victor Kirk : No, I don't think so.

  Simon : Excuse me?

  Capt. Victor Kirk : I said forget it.

  Salish : Yeah, forget it! Forget it! That means stop talkin' and start walkin'!

  Simon : Why?

  Salish : Why? Why? Why? They always ask why!

  Capt. Victor Kirk : You know what they call this island? 'Isla del Muerte'

  Salish : Muerte. That's Spanish for 'death.' In case you don't speak Mexican.

  Simon : Listen, pal. I got an island to catch and if this is a lame attempt to hit me up for more cash...

  Capt. Victor Kirk : No, it ain't!

  Salish : There ain't enough cash in the world to make us go back there. Nah, keep the cash! Keep the cash!

• Salish : [Giving Cynthia a crucifix]  I wanna give this to ya.

  Cynthia : What's this for?

  Salish : It's for your protection.

  Cynthia : [Scoffs]  It's okay, I'm on the pill.

  Salish : It'll ward off evil spirits... protect you and your friends from harm.

  [leaves] 

  Cynthia : Whatever, Gandalf.

• Salish : [From the Funny Version]  She was naked!

  Capt. Victor Kirk : Ha, don't tell me!

  Salish : Yeah, big titties!

  Capt. Victor Kirk : Really?

  [chuckles] 

  Capt. Victor Kirk : You liked it, huh?

  Salish : Yeah.

  Capt. Victor Kirk : Why didn't you call me? Huh?

  Salish : They're mine!

  [both laugh]