House of the Dead (2003)
Ellie Cornell: Casper
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Quotes
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Jordan Casper : [From the Funny Version]
[after killing the Cynthia zombie]
Jordan Casper : What the hell was that thing?
Karma : I don't know... I give a shit?
[shrugs]
Karma : No.
[laughter in background]
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Jordan Casper : [after the crate is open] What else you got in there besides smokes, Victor? Anything useful?
Capt. Victor Kirk : Well, let me introduce you to my little friend.
[Moves cigars out of the way to reveal an arsenal of weapons]
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Jordan Casper : Look, I don't know what's going on here, okay? What I do know is that I got to get you all off this island. How did you get here?
Rudy : The boat, like everyone else. But it's gone, it's been destroyed.
Alicia : [Referring to herself, Simon, Karma, Greg, & Cynthia] We didn't. We came on the Lazarus with Kirk.
Jordan Casper : Where is he?
Alicia : At the dock by the beach.
Jordan Casper : Can you take me to him?
Alicia : Why, are you gonna arrest him?
Jordan Casper : Not at the moment. Right now, I need to get you all away from here as soon as possible.
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Rudy : [Kirk has just opened up a crate seemingly containing only cigars] You gotta be kidding me.
Alicia : This is why you had Casper on your ass? You're smuggling Cuban cigars?
Capt. Victor Kirk : Among other things...
Jordan Casper : [Casper enters] Still hard-at-work smuggling I see, Victor.
Capt. Victor Kirk : Don't you just wish you could prove that, Jordan?
Jordan Casper : What are these, then?
Capt. Victor Kirk : [Lying] Well, funny thing is we just found them laying on the beach. Crazy, huh?
