My Life as McDull (2001)
Jan Lamb: McDull (Adult)
Quotes
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McDull : So mother has been using the dictionary? But why is she writing in English? The letter is short. Mother must have translated it word by word. I use the machine to turn it back into Chinese. It is addressed to the Olympic Committee Chairman. "Dear Chairman: How are you? I am fine. You like bun? I like bun! We Hong Kong people here love bun. Buns of all sort. Dear friend, it is important to snatch buns. It is a game, no joke. One needs energy, and many night congee. In my stupid opinion... Snatching bun is an Olympic game. Let athletes all over the world snatch! And there will be peace."
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McDull : My mind boggles as I practice. After all, I am not a fan of bun snatching. I am only doing this for mother.
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McDull : I don't know much about Kung Fu kings, but I must be the ultimate pork. The pork that struts about with buns in hands.
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McDull : Don't think that I've been daydreaming. I was contemplating something academic. How does this universe work? I mean, I ate 6 oranges that morning. And my stomach wouldn't stop. Then I ate 3 bananas this morning. Again my stomach wouldn't stop. It just wouldn't stop! How are these two things related?
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McDull : Fishball noodle, please.
School Principal and Logan : No noodle left.
McDull : Fishball rice noodle then.
School Principal and Logan : No fishball left.
McDull : Chicken wing noodle then.
School Principal and Logan : No noodle left.
McDull : How about fishball congee?
School Principal and Logan : No fishball left.
McDull : Nothing left today? How about beef noodle?
School Principal and Logan : No noodle left.
McDull : Again? Fried chicken wing with fishball...
School Principal and Logan : No fishball left.
Darby : Hey, fishball and noodle are both gone... You can't combine them with other things.
McDull : Can't combine them? A bowl of fishball then.
School Principal and Logan : No fishball left.
McDull : A bowl of noodle?
School Principal and Logan : No noodle left.
McDull : [voice-over] By now you can probably tell how smart I am. Nothing worried me, all things were fine. No fishball left? Let's get some noodle.