Max Casella credited as playing...
Daxter
- [first lines]
- Samos Hagai the Green Sage: I have spent my life searching for the answers that my father and my father's fathers failed to find. Who were the Precursors? Why did they create the vast monoliths that liter our planet? How did they harness Eco, the life energy of the world? What was their purpose? And why did they vanish? I have asked the plants, but they do not remember. The plants have asked the rocks, but the rocks do not recall. Even the rocks do not recall. Every bone in my body tells me that the answers rest on the shoulders... of a young boy... oblivious to his destiny, uninterested in the search for truth, and rejecting of my guidance! And why would he want to listen to old Samos the sage, anyway? I'm only the master of Green Eco, one of the wisest men on the planet! So it seems the answers begin not with careful research or sensible thinking. Nay! As with many of fate's mysteries, it begins with but a small act... of disobedience.
- Daxter: [concerned] Hey! Uh, Jak? Old green stuff told us not to come here.
- [last lines]
- Daxter: Wooooow! What IS it?
- Keira: It's beautiful...!
- Samos Hagai the Green Sage: By the Precursors...!
- Warrior: Oh, my aching head.
- Daxter: I doubt that's one of your vital organs! Walk it off, Tough Guy!
- Warrior: Oh, sure, I was tough once. Maybe even the toughest of them all! I single-handedly defended this village against those horrid creatures for almost a year. Then that horrible monster arrived and commenced the boulder bombardment. So... full of valor... armor shining in the sun... I climbed the hill to take him on. But he pounded me like one tenderizes a Yakow steak.
- Daxter: Have you tried attacking him with your melodrama? 'Cause it's killing me.
- Daxter: Look, old man! Are you gonna keep yappin', or are you gonna help me outta this mess?
- Samos Hagai the Green Sage: I'm gonna keep yappin'! Because in my professional opinion, the change is an improvement. And besides... I couldn't help you if I wanted to.
- Daxter: WHAT?
- Daxter: Stay fuzzy, save the world... choices. Oh, all right, fine! We'll save the world! But do it quickly before I change my mind!
- Maia: We have been given a beauty beyond anything you could understand.
- Daxter: Beauty? Have you two looked in a mirror lately?
- Maia: Just wait until we open the silos, little one. You think short and fuzzy is bad...
- Gol: And to think, you two traveled all the way here for *my* help! Fools! Enjoy your front-row seats to the re-creation of the world!
- Samos Hagai the Green Sage: It's about time you two decided to show up!
- Daxter: Nice to see you, too! Do they have you mopping the floors now?
- Mayor: Oh, don't tell me you two have problems as well! First, I hear of monstrous sightings near the village, now this. See those gears, boys? See them? See how they're not moving? That means our village has no power! The Eco beam coming from the jungle temple has been interrupted.
- Daxter: Did you pay the bill?
- Birdwatcher: Oh my, what a horribly sick little bird!
- Daxter: Huh! You don't look so good yourself, lady!
- Birdwatcher: Oh, sorry! I thought you were a Spotted Orange-Bellied Rain Fray.
- Boggy Billy: I own these here parts. Everything that doesn't sink into the mud that is!
- Daxter: Judging by the smell, I'd wager your bathtub sank into the mud long ago!
- Boggy Billy: What's a bathtub?
- Daxter: There wont be any Dark Eco stuff there, right? 'Cause I'd hate to fall in again and turn into you.
- Samos Hagai the Green Sage: GET IN THERE BEFORE I TURN YOU BOTH INTO FERNS!
- Keira: And they are all just waiting to be picked up by a brave adventurer.
- Daxter: Well weve got the brave adventurer.
- Samos Hagai the Green Sage: BRAVE ADVENTURER! You guys wouldnt be able to get out of the village without training.
- Samos Hagai the Green Sage: Good training, boys. But that's nothing compared to the challenges that lie ahead!
- Daxter: Aaaah, they're noooo problem! We got the moves, eh Jak? We'd love to stay and chat, Big Green, but we're uh, itching to get on with our adventures.
- Samos Hagai the Green Sage: Fine, fine. "Adventure" away then. And while you're out "adventuring", why don't you make youeself useful? My darn Green Eco collectors are clogged up again. Head out to the far side of the beach and clear them out, why don't you? Follow the lamps. They'll take you right there. Now... all of you... GET OUT OF HERE!
- [the house shakes]