Missi Pyle nel ruolo di...
Ashley
- Ashley: [to Peter, about Charlene] What is she doin' here?
- Charlene Morton: Oh, get used to it, twiggy; you're gonna be seein' a lot more of me around here!
- Ashley: [to Peter, about Charlene] Not without a broom in your hand.
- Charlene Morton: If I HAVE a broom, it's only cuz I'm here to sweep up the white trash!
- Ashley: Save it for the Y.M.C.A, Jemimah.
- Charlene Morton: Bitch! I will kick the bulimia outta yo' ass!
- Ashley: Compliments of Tae-Bo: 2 hours a day 5 days a week
- Charlene Morton: Compliments of the hood: 24 hours a day all my life!
- Kate Sanderson: [on the phone] Hello?
- Ashley: Hey, it's me.
- Kate Sanderson: Oh, hi, Ashley. Everything okay?
- Ashley: I don't know. I saw Peter hanging out at the club today. He was mingling with a large black woman.
- Kate Sanderson: What? What are you talking about?
- Ashley: He said it was his nanny. She didn't look like any nanny I'd ever seen. She was all... tattooed and banjee and welfarish. It was...
- [Kate laughs as Glen was flirting with her]
- Ashley: [thinking Kate was laughing at her] Oh, is that funny to you? Is that funny? Am I funny to you.
- Kate Sanderson: No, no. That's not funny
- Ashley: Were you laughing at me?
- Kate Sanderson: Oh. I wasn't -
- [to Glen]
- Kate Sanderson: Stop. Get away.
- [back to Ashley on the phone]
- Kate Sanderson: No, I wasn't laughing at you. Just... hang on. You know, look, I know Peter, I know him. He's not gonna spend all this time taking care of the kids. He went and hired somebody!
- Ashley: Seriously, Kate! This woman was no nanny. You need to do something. I saw this woman. I was there and you weren't. Shouldn't you look at least be looking at references?
- Kate Sanderson: [to Glen] Thank you. Thank you.
- [back to Ashley]
- Kate Sanderson: Listen, Peter is nothing if not responsible. It's not like he's gonna hire a convicted felon.
- Ashley: Oh, I wouldn't be too sure about that.
- Georgey Sanderson: Dad's here.
- Kate Sanderson: Thank you, sweetie pie.
- [kisses Georgey]
- Ashley: [to Georgey] Don't worry, sweetie. Daddy's stupid, too, and he became a lawyer.
- Kate Sanderson: Ashley!
- Georgey Sanderson: I'm not stupid.
- Kate Sanderson: That's right.
- Ashley: No, no, no. Of course not.