Clone High (2002–2003)
Joe Flaherty: Abe's Foster Dad
Quotes
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Abe : Cleo sort of wants to... but I just don't know if I'm ready.
Abe's Foster Dad : Well, foster son, over half of high school students nation-wide have chosen abstinence, which is a good choice. But, they're not dating Cleo-friggin-patra! Have you seen that girl's ass? It's built like the Space Shuttle! Oh, this could be your only chance to drown the slippery otter! To harpoon the salty longshoreman! To verb the adjective noun!... But abstinence is a good choice as well.