- Carl Kolchak: Businessman? What businessman keeps a mummy in the basement and a dummy in a key staff position?
- Tony Vincenzo: Carl, you yourself said that the mummy vanished, right?
- Carl Kolchak: Yeah.
- Tony Vincenzo: You had a terrible hit on the head, and you saw things. And as for having dummies in key staff positions, I'm as guilty as the next.
- Tony Vincenzo: It says here the Andrews family changed their name from Arguello. And they're from Jalisco, and the hotel chain started in Veracruz.
- Carl Kolchak: It's Ha-lisco, Tony, not Ja-lisco.
- Tony Vincenzo: Oh, excuse me, Jose. I don't care if they came from Hersey City, New Hersey! There are Mexicans there too, but none of them are Aztecs.
- Carl Kolchak: I promised I'd show up with a haircut, a new hat, and pressed suit... but I lie a lot.