Kaante (2002)
Lucky Ali: Maqbool 'Mak' Haider
Quotes
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Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : Plan's changed.... all of you put your cellphones on the table... we are going to rob the bank tomorrow... not the day after...
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : Smart move Major! You're doing this so none of us can cheat on you...
Anand Mathur 'Andy' : So what do we do tonight?
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : Tonight? We're gonna dance, sing, drink... what else?
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : *Picks up the mobile* I will get some hot chics arranged right now!
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : Put the phone down Bali!
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Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : So there we were... all of us laughing our hearts out... not knowing that somewhere in the dark, Death too was laughing back at us!
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Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : Who killed him
[Baali]
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : ?
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : I did... he was going to kill the cop...
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : So you killed Baali instead?
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : But how could we let him kill a cop?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : Why couldn't we let him this bastard? I'll show you how you kill a cop... Watch
[Kills MacQuarrie]
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Ajju : So you guys are all set ?
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : Ok. Plan goes this way...
Ajju : [Interrupting Major] Just a minute Major
[Splits the cash from the truck he jacked]
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : What's this ?
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : [Smiling] Damn I always knew this bastard was the one who stole the truck and landed us in jail.
Ajju : That's why I am distributing the cash equally.
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : Keep all the bundles on the table.
Marc Issak : Why ?
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : Coz for a bank robbery, you need guns, cars, electronics, explosives, and to buy all this we need money.
Ajju : If I hadn't been so decent Major ?
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : Then we would think of robbing something else.
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : That's still possible, for the time being let's keep the money for ourselves.
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : No Bali. Major's right. When we have set our kitchen, why go begging
[Everyone barring Andy puts their cash on the table]
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : Andy ?
Anand Mathur 'Andy' : I guess this is more than enough for me.
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : [after Andy leaves] Well it's a good thing. What was supposed to be distributed amongst 6 will now be distributed amongst 5.
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : Nope, the money is still gonna be bifurcated amongst 6.
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : Are you gonna pay me extra Major
[laughs]
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : Not a chance. Everything inside the bank runs on a computer. The security cameras, the vault. There's a code to defuse it. For defusing the code we need a software engineer.
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : What's the need of an engineer Major. We have our own Tarzan over here
[pointing towards Marc]
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : . He will break the code.
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : We have to break the bank's vault Baali, not the bank manager's neck.
Marc Issak : Why are trying to explain this to him Major. He doesn't even understand the difference between a software and an underwear,
[turning to Baali]
Marc Issak : right.
Ajju : What do we do now Major ?
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : We gotta get Andy.
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Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : [Movie's closing lines] Los Angeles. 12th may, 2000. When we punters met for the first time. We had planned to conquer the world. We got busted.
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Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : [With all six in the lockup] Do these guys think of us as talcum powder ? A slight itch and they grab us to rub over.
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : Worse than talcum powder actually, condom. Get fucked all night and finally flush it down the toilet.
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : Hey, watch it. Should we talk business ?
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : Yes boss. In any case we return back to this place every second or third day. It ain't good for our repustation
[misspelling reputation]
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : Which station ?
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : Repustation.
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : What ?
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : Repustation means respect in the community. You won't understand, it's an English term.
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : Really ? Respect and YOURS ? Tell me blonde, what do you do when you're out of jail ?
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : The same thing you do with Macquarrie's wife
[laughing]
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : Macquarrie's wife seems to be quite popular. Who all are having an affair with her ? Marc ? Mac ? Andy ?
Anand Mathur 'Andy' : [Sarcastically] No. My class is sum wat higher.
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : Good. Then let's talk business.
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : Major I had heard you left all this stuff behind.
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : Boss, Major promised to his spouse that he's done with it. The same way our hero over here
[pointing to Suniel Shetty]
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : . Hey, you too promised your girlfriend, right ?
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : [Looking at Suniel Shetty for fun] Really, what did you promise her ?
Marc Issak : That I'll bang you head to toe.
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : [laughing] So do the same with her firstly.
[to Sanjay Dutt]
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : I don't ever interfere in the daily affairs of women. It's stupidity.
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : [For fun] Daily Affairs ? Have you ever seen his girlfriend ?
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : [Intrigued to irritate Suniel Shetty] Is she that great ?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : Simply great ? She's the queen of Club India. You're talking of daily affairs, for her sake I can leave this world.
[laughs]
Marc Issak : [Snaps and grabs Sanjay Dutt by his collar] Here, I'll assist you in leaving this world.
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : Guys please.
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : Major just ignore them, they're just uselessly passing time. You were saying something which might be helpful.
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : It's Macquarie who's passing our time. But this fact won't go into any one of your brains. You guys keep bullshitting about worthless topics. Haven't you ever thought why always WE get detained ?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : It's the police which commits the crime of detaining us, so the police itself will pay the penalty.
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : How ?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : We'll rob their bank
Anand Mathur 'Andy' : You mean the Service American Bank ?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : Exactly. Every blue blood of this city has his account over there. That's why nobody has ever dared to even touch that bank. Coz even he's aware IF he gets caught, the entire police department is gonna bust him badly.
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : And why exactly do you think you're genius enough not to be busted ?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : Coz bro Bali, the security in the bank is so light, even your Mom can rob the bank and walk out. Till now, they use to draw their salaries from that place. Now we will.
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : [Dismissing Sanjay Dutt] Yeah, mine has arrived already.
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Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : [Crawling over to Lucky Ali after being mortally wounded in the Mexican standoff and gasping] Hey Mac, sorry buddy. I could neither protect you or save you.
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : [Gasping heavily with his final breath] No Major, I AM SORRY. I was merely doing my duty
[flashbacks revealing him to be a uniformed LAPD officer tasked by Macquarie to infiltrate the group as well as him pressing the secret alarm as indication to the police about the robbery]
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : [In a clear state of regret] Oh shit, OH SHIT !
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : [laughing with his final breath] Major, didn't I tell this to you before !
[And collapses]
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : [Background narration] I couldn't gather the courage to look into Major's eyes. Just quietly waited for death to arrive. Couldn't even realize when it came and went.
[Gets shot by Amitabh Bachchan in the head, who himself after a final glimpse of the corpses of Sanjay Dutt, Suniel Shetty and Mahesh Manjrekar breathes his last]
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : [Background narration] Ajju always used to say that one day or the other, all of us are going to hell. That's where I am heading to. I know everybody is waiting for me and once there they'll ask me why I did this. What'd I tell them !
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Raj Yadav 'Baali' : [Walking out of the subway after release and catching up with hookers] I never understood all this planning and stuff of yours. I only understood the theory "Come grab what you can"
[Touching a tranny]
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : Hello beautiful, how are you ?
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : Hey, it's a guy.
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : Ohh it's a male, not worth my taste.
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : What a jackass are you.
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : As long as I don't "lighten" myself up, my brain doesn't seem to work. Plus, there's a lot of aching in my hands for the past 10 days.
[Walking over to a hooker]
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : What's your name ?
Prostitute Sugar : Sugar
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : Common let's get out of here you're always obsessed with only one thing.
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : [Responding to Lucky Ali] Sugar what a name. Sounds sweet. But one must also get rid of the obsession as what my father told me when I was a kid.
[Sitting beside another hooker]
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : When I was small my father told so
[laughs maniacly]
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : When your father will pull off your pants and give a tight kick onto your ass, you'll understand it even better.
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : Which father ? The one in the morning, the afternoon, the evening or the night ? Who's actually my father, even my mother never told me.
[Walking over to the African-American hooker]
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : Not even my mother, do you know.
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : [Pulling Mahesh Manjrekar over to the side] You know very well which father of yours I am talking about. The one whose powder you fed to the winds of L.A.
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : I know a way to return his money. I'll figure something out.
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : Dude, such problems gotta have solutions of soughts.
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : So you're saying that those four zombies will rob a bank, that's a SOLUTION ? I'll think of a way, you needn't bother yourself.
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : YOU WOULD THINK ?
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : Look, if you're wondering that what those four morons are upto will solve everything, then you're a bigger moron than them.
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : Look I am only saying..
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : [Angrily interrupting] Don't screw my brains man. You wanna arrange for the money, go ahead. Let me think about my siblings. Anyways I think I'll be getting migraines hearing your boring lectures.
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : Alright, alright. I give up. For once, imagine, what if they do succeed in robbing the bank ?
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : [Signalling a hooker to come to him] It's their fortune.
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : Not their fortune, but ours.
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : [Dancing with the hooker] And how's that ?
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : Simple. If the plan fails, we'll all escape anyhow. And if it works, the money will be in our pockets and there'll be 4 bullets in their bellies.
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : [Suddenly curious] Keep talking !
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : This plan has lots of advantages. The distance between us and millions of dollars is merely 4 bullets. Post which, what was supposed to be divided amongst 6, will be divided amongst 2, YOU & ME !
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : [laughing maniacly and pointing towards the hookers] My share will be distributed amongst these babes
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : [Irritated] Yeah right. Common let's go.
Prostitute 2 : Where you going ?
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : I'll be back after busting another 4 jackasses.
Prostitute 2 : What are you saying ?
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : No you won't understand, but I am coming back. Where did he go ?
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : [shouting from afar] Hey, let's go.
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : Yeah alright.
[to the hooker]
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : Don't go anywhere, I am coming.
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Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : [Movie's opening lines in background narration] Los Angeles, 12th may, 2000. Where we 6 punters met for the first time. We thought we'd conquer the world. We got busted.
[Camera on Sanjay Dutt with all 6 in the lock-up in background narration]
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : Ajju. It was all his idea from the start.
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : [In present tense] One day or the other we're all going to hell. If we accomplish this task, we can go in a limousine, else on foot.
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : You're most welcome to have that limousine of yours, I'd go walking. It's better than being carried on 4 shoulders.
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : Common blonde, can't you understand a simple thing ?
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : [Camera on Mahesh Manjrekar in background narration] Baali. Piercing in his ears, abuses in his mouth, nothing inside his brain.
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : What're you gonna explain me ? You think of this as some cooperative bank of Kolhapur where you'll put the gun on the guard's head, the guard will signal the cashier and the cashier will give you the money gift wrapped with birthday greetings ? It's the United States you idiot, barely within 2 minutes you'll be back here with the cops "celebrating" your birthday.
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : [Background narration] For the first and only time in his life had Baali spoken something sensible.
[Camera turns to Amitabh Bachchan in background narration]
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : Major. Why Major was called so known only to him or his past, but we were more concerned with our present. Major said..
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : Ajju is right.
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : Bullshit. Whether you go right or left, you're coming back here.
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : [Replying angrily to Mahesh Manjrekar] Alright scary cat, you're absolutely right.
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : [Replying angrily to Sanjay Dutt] Sure I am.
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : [Replying frustrated to Mahesh Manjrekar] The day we think of robbing a poultry farm, I'll let you know. Damn chicken.
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : [Replying infuriated to Sanjay Dutt] Hey don't you dare call me a
[stuttering]
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : ch... .
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : [Replying to Mahesh Manjrekar] Yeah yeah Chicken.
[Asking Lucky Ali]
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : Hey, what do you say ?
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : [Camera on Lucky Ali in background narration] And that's me. I always kept thinking. Now I think why I didn't think then.
[Replying to Sanjay Dutt in present tense]
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : I'll think it over and let you know.
Anand Mathur 'Andy' : How much cash can we score ?
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : [Camera on Kumar Gaurav in background narration] Andy. He held a masters degree in software development. For the development of this plan to go ahead, his presence was necessary.
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : [Replying to Kumar Gaurav] As much as you can count.
Anand Mathur 'Andy' : Even then, how much ?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : Question isn't whether how much alcohol's in the bar. Question is how much can you consume.
Marc Issak : And Macquarie ? What about him ?
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : [Camera on Suniel Shetty in background narration] Marc. Was a bouncer in a club. From there he simply bounced and landed amongst us.
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : [Replying to Suniel Shetty] He'll intervene only when he comes to know about it. And by the time he realises what's just happened..
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : [Continuing to Amitabh Bachchan] You'd be back in India having opened a dance bar with your girlfriend. And the rest of us will come over to watch her perform.
Marc Issak : [Snapping at Sanjay Dutt but restrained by Amitabh Bachchan] Ajju that's it. Don't dare say anything about her.
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : [Jokingly responding to Suniel Shetty] Hey Marc, I am terrified. Here take a look, my hands are crumbling.
Anand Mathur 'Andy' : What if the cops show up ?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : They won't.
Anand Mathur 'Andy' : And WHAT IF they do ?
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : [Replying to Kumar Gaurav] So we'll send them back.
Marc Issak : Can't we do something which has less risk involved ?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : [Responding to Suniel Shetty] Fate wants to heat up a king size bed for you. And you still want to sleep on a sofa ?
Marc Issak : [Replying to Sanjay Dutt] Fate is the whore which wouldn't sleep with me even if I pay her. Got that.
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : [Sarcastically] Fate ? Even if we all try our level best, these guys are gonna ensure we never fulfill our destiny. Whenever there's a chain snatching in the city, these guys grab our necks. If there's a theft, there's a search warrant for our houses. Imagine, the Italians have their MAFIA, the Colombians have their CARTELS. And all of them are so organized that no cop in the city can dare enter their neighborhoods. And what the hell have we Indians got but criminal records. If a truck jacking takes place here, the witness standing 400 feet away testifies that must've been an Indian. Damn, even an elephant looks like a mole from 400 feet. The tag of uncommitted crimes will forever go with us till the day we've money to buy our innocence.
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : [In background narration] Major was a brilliant orator. Had he spoken these lines on the screen, he'd have got an Oscar. He spoke these in reality, got a bullet. Major got us all curious.
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : Think it over. We've time.
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : And a plan too.
Loc-up cop : [Banging his baton on the lock-up] Alright, you're free for now.
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : In case anyone amongst you gets his brain ticking, come over to Club Niagara tonight. I'll be waiting.
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : [Replying to Sanjay Dutt] WE. We shall be waiting.
[And the title credits roll]
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Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : [Returning to the safe house after escaping with an injured Lucky Ali] Common in, you're gonna be just fine. Here lie down on the couch.
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : [Gasping heavily] Major, I am too scared.
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : I can understand. It's fine. You've been pretty courageous all day. Let everyone return and I'll arrange to take you to a hospital.
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : And what if I die before that ?
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : [Smiling sarcastically] We'll bury you here that's all.
[Treating Lucky Ali's wound by pouring alcohol on it]
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : Now if you have the ability to understand pain, you should have the one to withstand it too. Just don't scream.
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : [In clear pain as Amitabh Bachchan removes the bullet from his shoulder] I won't scream, I wouldn't.
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : [Removes the bullet and shows it to Lucky Ali] Good boy. Here take a look.
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : [Bursts into the safe house in complete anger] Damn it, it was all a set up.
[Looking at Lucky Ali]
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : Hey, are you dead ?
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : [In consciousness but eyes closed] I am still here.
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : Don't worry. You're bound to go.
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : [Irritated by Mahesh Manjrekar] Hey just shut up. Nothing's gonna happen to him.
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : [to Lucky Ali in a funny manner] Are you in pain ?
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : [Replying sarcastically] No I guess somebody's tickling me and I am gonna laugh out loud.
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : If you'll laugh it'll be even painful you moron. Just lie there quietly. You'll live.
[Consumes some alcohol but it tastes rotten]
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : [to Mahesh Manjrekar] Where are the others ?
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : I don't know.
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : How did you get out of there ?
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : In a car.
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : What car ?
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : Took it from a lady.
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : Who ?
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : Was a lady but isn't anymore. Someone amongst us is a rat.
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : What ?
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : Someone is in cohorts with the police.
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : You want to say someone amongst us is a police informant ?
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : [In a harsh tone] Aren't you still seeing the picture, grumpy ?
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : Hey, watch your tone. Or else you're going upstairs next time.
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : [In a more angry tone] No regrets, but I'll say it again. Somebody has spilled all the beans in front of the police. And even now if you still don't get it, you're brain dead and he
[pointing to Lucky Ali]
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : is dead anyway.
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : [Furious] Just shut up.
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : [Angrily] No I won't. What did you say, that there won't be any security over there ?
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : Of course I said there won't be any security coz there wasn't meant to be any.
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : So from where the hell did my in-laws arrive with a procession ?
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : [In a calm but paranoid tone] Isn't it possible that someone in the heat of the moment tipped off the cops and ran away with his share ?
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : [Nervous and paranoid] Yeah. It's possible.
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : Where's your bag ?
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : What ?
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : YOUR bag ?
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : [Distrustful of Amitabh Bachchan] It's safe.
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : [Suspicious] But where ?
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : [shouting] Why should I tell you ? Let everyone else comeback. I'll discuss then.
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Lock-up cop : [to call Mahesh Manjrekar after Lucky Ali's interrogation] Hey Blonde, you're next.
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : [Whilst crossing Mahesh Manjrekar in the cell, in background narration] As far as myself and Bali were concerned, there were always 3 Point Of Views to our story. One was his, one was mine and the other was the truth.
[Back in present tense, greeting Amitabh Bachchan and Suniel Shetty]
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : Hey Guys. Did Bali tell you how we landed up here ? Coz of BIRYANI. Moron came to me in the morning, saying his Uncle is gonna be serving biryani today. Now biryani is a distant thing in a place like L.A., his Uncle instead handed us over a burger from McDonald's. The moment we stepped out, we ran into Macquarie and here we are.
[Looking to an uninterested Suniel Shetty]
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : You getting bored, friend ? Post this incident,
[Pausing when looking at an irritated Amitabh Bachchan]
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : Sir let it be.
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Det. MacQuarrie : [At the safe house after revealing one of the 6 is an undercover cop] Special Task Operation.
[In flashbacks to the undercover cop whose face is unseen]
Det. MacQuarrie : You'll have to become one of them, live with them, get their ranks, contacts and keep reporting back to us.
[Back in present tense]
Det. MacQuarrie : We knew everything. The cars, the guns, the bank. Everything.
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : [Infuriated by the revelation] Tell me who's that guy. I am gonna count to three. One, two, three
[points his gun at Jf Davis but is restrained by Amitabh Bachchan]
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : [In a furious tone] Hey Ajju, who the hell are you to keep pointing guns at people every split second ?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : [In a harsh tone] Why Major, is it YOU ?
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : [In an sarcastic outrage] Sure it can be me. What you gonna do, kill me ? Common draw your gun out.
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : [Replying to Amitabh Bachchan] No, it can't be you.
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : Really ? Why's that ?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : Coz this scum says
[draws his gun on Jf Davis but is stopped by Suniel Shetty]
Marc Issak : [In an outraged tone] Hey Ajju, are you out of your mind. You'll kill HIM
[pointing to Jf Davis]
Marc Issak : . Son of a bitch is a cop. If you kill him, the police in this city is gonna hunt you down and fuck you badly.
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : [In an equally furious tone] We're already fucked up. This bastard
[pointing to Jf Davis]
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : has seen all of us.
Anand Mathur 'Andy' : [shouting] What difference does it make ? Our purpose was to rob the bank, distribute the share and disperse. We're all right here with the money. Grab your share and get the hell out. And don't ever see each other's faces again.
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : Wow, don't see each other's faces again. Grab your money and leave. And forget about that motherfucker who landed us in this situation. NO. Till I don't get him and bust him out, nobody leaves.
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : [From the sofa] Ajju's right. Its me who's got the most urgency to leave this place. But till we don't find that bastard, nobody gets the hell out of here.
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : I am with Ajju on this issue.
Marc Issak : So am I.
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : Major ?
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : Alright.
Anand Mathur 'Andy' : [Sarcastically] Hey ask me as well. Ever since we've met we've been upto only conferencing of all sorts. You morons just wore business suits and left out to rob a bank. Common let's get started again. Have your seats.
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : Hey Andy cut it out. I'll tell what's to be done. Everybody bring your moneybags wherever you've hidden them to this place, and then we'll find who's that bastard.
[Turning to Sanjay Dutt]
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : What do you say ?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : I am with you.
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : [Asking Suniel Shetty] Where's your money ?
Marc Issak : I hid it on the way. I'll get it.
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : Not all alone Marc, Ajju's going with you.
Marc Issak : [Sarcastically] Why, you lack faith in me ?
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : [In ill humor] Common dude, you could be the cop, I can be the cop, he
[pointing to Sanjay Dutt]
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : can be the cop. Two people together, ok.
[Asking Mahesh Manjrekar]
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : Where's your bag ?
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : It's outside in the car.
Anand Mathur 'Andy' : I'll come with you Major.
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major' : Sure, tag along.
Raj Yadav 'Baali' : Hey what about me ?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : [In an irritated voice] Is your old man gonna watch him
[Jf Davis]
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : . What about me. Common let's go.
[All except Mahesh Manjrekar, Lucky Ali and Jf Davis leave]
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Det. MacQuarrie : [Interrogating Sanjay Dutt] Where were you at 6 AM ?
[In a harsh tone after no response]
Det. MacQuarrie : Hey asshole I asked you a question.
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : No english.
[to Ranjit Chowdhry in Hindi]
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : Tell him I don't know english.
McQuarrie's partner : [to Jf Davis] Sir he doesn't understand the language.
Det. MacQuarrie : Then you tell him what I am asking.
McQuarrie's partner : I will.
Det. MacQuarrie : [to Sanjay Dutt] Where were you at 6 AM ?
McQuarrie's partner : [to Sanjay Dutt in Hindi] Where were you at 6 AM ?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : [In Hindi] I was with his
[Jf Davis']
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : wife.
Det. MacQuarrie : [Noticing a shocked expression on Ranjit Chowdhry's face] What did he say ?
McQuarrie's partner : [Embarrassed] He's saying he was at the bar Sir.
Det. MacQuarrie : What the hell was he doing there ?
McQuarrie's partner : [to Sanjay Dutt in Hindi] What were you doing there ?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : [In a joking way] Fucking.
McQuarrie's partner : [to Jf Davis with a hopeless expression] Drinking.
Det. MacQuarrie : With whom ?
McQuarrie's partner : [to Sanjay Dutt in Hindi] With whom ?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : [In Hindi in a humorous tone] His
[Jf Davis']
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : wife.
McQuarrie's partner : [to Jf Davis] Friends.
McQuarrie's partner : Where's the truck ?
McQuarrie's partner : [In Hindi to Sanjay Dutt] Where's the truck ?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : [In Hindi] I parked it outside his
[Jf Davis']
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : house.
McQuarrie's partner : [to Jf Davis in a frustrated tone] Sir, this man
[Sanjay Dutt]
McQuarrie's partner : doesn't know anything about any truck.
Det. MacQuarrie : Look, does he want us to have to go nasty !
McQuarrie's partner : [to Sanjay Dutt in Hindi] Hey hero, don't assume Uncle Sam to be indeed your Uncle. Common speak up, he's getting furious.
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : [to Ranjit Chowdhry in Hindi] Tell him to be furious at his wife. She's put equal amount of vigour.
McQuarrie's partner : [to Jf Davis having completely given up] Sir this man obviously doesn't know anything.
Det. MacQuarrie : Well then who does ?
McQuarrie's partner : [to Sanjay Dutt in Hindi in an angry tone] Who knows about the truck ?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : [In Hindi in a comic tone] His
[Jf Davis']
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : wife.
McQuarrie's partner : [to Jf Davis in the heat of the moment] Your wife.
Det. MacQuarrie : What ?
McQuarrie's partner : I am sorry Sir. Your man. The one who informed you.
Det. MacQuarrie : And how does he
[Sanjay Dutt]
Det. MacQuarrie : know about him ?
McQuarrie's partner : [to Sanjay Dutt in Hindi] And how does he know about him ?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju' : [In Hindi] Coz he too was fucking alongside.
McQuarrie's partner : Give me a moment Sir.
McQuarrie's partner : [to Sanjay Dutt in Hindi] Look immigrant, just coz you're wearing a trench coat, don't try acting like a mafia. This is damn important, common speak up.
Det. MacQuarrie : [Banging his hands on the table] Hey, what the hell are you talking about ?
Female cop : He's
[Sanjay Dutt]
Female cop : just wasting our time, he's bull shitting us. He's playing with us.
Maqbool Haider 'Mak' : [In background narration] They just kept asking and Ajju kept repeating he was with MacQuarrie's wife. Some time later even the cop was convinced Ajju was indeed with MacQuarrie's wife.
