Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law (2000–2007)

Stephen Colbert: Phil Ken Sebben, Myron Reducto, Additional Voices, Civilian #1, Commentator #1, FBI, Falcon 7, Fed #2, Janitor, Juror, Pirate, Reducto

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Quotes 

• Phil Ken Sebben : Now get out of here! I have to go back to reading everyone's emails... over the P.A. system.

• [last line of the series] 

  Phil Ken Sebben : Ha ha! Last laugh.

• Phil Ken Sebben : [reading employees' emails over the P.A. system]  TO: Birdman, Harvey! FROM: Potamus, Peter! SUBJECT: That thing I sent you! BODY: You get that thing I sent you?

• Phil Ken Sebben : Everyone, it's take Phil's daughter to work day.

  Peanut : I, hereby volunteer to show her the interior of every supply closet...

• Phil Ken Sebben : While I consider myself to be a benevolent-ish dictator, I have no choice but to introduce a battery of oppressive security measures.

• [Phil is looking for the keys to his office] 

  Phil Ken Sebben : Let's see: Gum wrapper, pocket lint, lighter... Ooo! Flamethrower! Ring of power, dunno what that is, roll of quarters... Wait, that's not a roll of... Ah! Here they are!

  [tries to unlock his office door] 

  Phil Ken Sebben : Okay... All right... Here we go... Aaaand, opening. On one. Next time. Spatial relationships. Okie-doke! Come to papa! Male end, female end...

• Myron Reducto : I'll make you travel size.

• Phil Ken Sebben : [humping Doggy Daddy]  I'm the alpha male!

  [shouts] 

  Phil Ken Sebben : I'm the alpha male!

• Phil Ken Sebben : I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

  [points to left eye] 

  Phil Ken Sebben : And from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip malls should be. Cookies on dowels... All those moments, lost in time... like... eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die...

  [the duplicate Phil Ken Sebben is unceremoniously jammed into a woodchipper]