Robb Wells acreditado por interpretar...
Ricky
- Ricky: [to Randy] Listen man, if you go down to the store and pick me up some "ja-lap-ano" chips and $2 worth of pepperoni, I'll hang out with you for a bit.
- Randy: Does anyone else want anything while I'm down there?
- Julian: [pronouncing Jalapeño correctly] Yeah, pick me up a bag of Jalapeño chips.
- Ricky: Jalapeño? What flavor is that?
- Julian: Ricky, the J is silent. You're saying it wrong.
- Bubbles: The J is like an H, Ricky. "Hal-a-peeno", not "ja-lap-ano".
- Ricky: [confused] What in the fuck are you guys talking about?
- Bubbles: "Hal-a-peeno". That's how you pronounce it.
- Ricky: I know how to pronounce it! I ordered fuckin' ja-lap-ano!
- Mr. Lahey: Why don't you get a life Rick? Why don't ya go to community college like Julian here. Hey, I got a good idea. You could teach, livin' in a car and growin' dope 101.
- Ricky: Hehe. And you can teach how to get drunk, get fired from the police force become a... lousy trailer park supervisor that sucks, hangs around with a fuckin' idiot that doesn't wear a shirt and looks like a dick but thinks he looks good... 101.
- [taking out bullet's from Ricky's gunshot wound for the second time in one day]
- Sam Losco: I knew a guy who got shot twice in one day, he was a real dick.
- Ricky: Oh look, we got us a comedian... wait a sec, were you calling me a dick?
- Sam Losco: What do you think?
- Ricky: [pauses and looks at the camera] Was he calling me a dick?
- Ricky: I love all creatures like gophers and deerts, and those things that fly and everything else, but fuck seagulls. I got no time for those cocksuckers.
- Ricky: I try to be a role model for kids around the park. If some kid wants to grow dope, they can come talk to me, instead of growing dope 6 or 7 times through denial and error, they're going to get it right the first time and have some good dope.
- Ricky: You know, your thoughts might be better than mine but I have thoughts going around in my head too about different thinkings and brain things that you can use... and doing different things... and I think I know what's best for my daughter. So fuck off and let me fix the brakes for my daughter and then I'll help you with the hash. You guys don't always know what's best. My fuckin' thoughts have feelings of their own too sometimes.
- Bubbles: Ricky, what are you talking about?
- Ricky: I don't know, Bubbles. I don't know.
- Ricky: I'd say we got about a ten per cent chance of gettin' out of this one boys.
- Officer George Green: [from out the window] Attention, this is the police. Come out with your hands up...
- Ricky: Is that George Green?
- Bubbles: That's definitely George Green.
- Ricky: Wicked. Okay, forget what I said, our chances just went up to about ninety five per cent.
- [Ricky drives to the police station, trying to get himself arrested]
- Ricky: 'Closed for renovations'? This is fucked!
- Ricky: I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli, but I did. I'm ashamed of myself. The first can doesn't count, then you get to the second and third, fourth and fifth I think I burnt with the blowtorch, and then I just kept eatin'.
- Ricky: The thing with kids and growings and getting learnings and stuff is that... You can't lie to them. Basically, if you wanna tell the children they can't do something they're gonna want to do it more. When I was young I did all kinds of crazy shit and I turned out wicked. That's because my dad was fuckin' cool, he let me do shit. I was allowed to drive his car around the park, basically took my dirt bike to school, let me grow dope in his shed in grade 7. You know, that's what good parenting is all about. You gotta let them have a bit of freedom.
- Ricky: [Hallucinating while peeing against the side of a building] Telling me to fuck myself? No you fuck off you little fuck!
- Julian: Rick, who the hell are you talking to?
- Ricky: Fucking squirrel on my shoulder just told me to fuck off!
- Bubbles: Ricky, you're hallucinating!
- Julian: Listen, get a hold of yourself Ricky... Ricky you just pissed on me!
- Ricky: Well you pulled me away!
- Julian: Listen, pretend you're on mushrooms, alright? Just go with it.