Police Quest: Open Season (1993 Video Game)

Frank Shears: Hal Bottoms

Quotes 

• [repeated line] 

  Hal Bottoms : You're just goddamn lucky you got me takin' care of this, junior. Damn lucky!

• Hal Bottoms : Too bad about Hickman Junior. This has hit you pretty hard huh. Well, hell don't let it. Damn scumbags out there, you're just goddamn lucky I'm a desk jockey. Thugs on the street, I whip that collective disrespectful butts.

  Hal Bottoms : You know Junior, this case is gonna generate a lot of paperwork. A lot of collie. You just goddamn lucky you've got me as your partner on this one. Damn lucky.

• Detective John Carey : Whew. That girlfriend of Walkers is something else. Tough for being so pa-teak.

  Hal Bottoms : Hell Junior, all women are bears, goddamn grizzlies, what if you thought that little tomato was tough. Wait until you meet Garcia mamas seeker, now that's one tough bitch. She's in giving the lieutenant and he air fool right now, poor son of a bitch.

  [Then Mrs. Garcia walks out of the lieutenants office and right up to Hal and John] 

  Mrs. Garcia : I am Rosa Garcia, are you the detective investigating the death of my son?

• Detective John Carey : Yes, I'm Detective John Cary. Let me extend my sincere symphony for your loss Mrs. Garcia, I didn't know Rene personally but I...

  Mrs. Garcia : Well, I can knew my son detective and he was a good boy. He lived at home with me, he helped me with my errands, he went to church. I have been told by your lieutenant and the coroner that Rene's poor body was found exposed! I want the person responsible for doing this to my son caught and punished!

  Detective John Carey : Yes Mrs. Garcia, I understand.

  Mrs. Garcia : Do you understand detective? Do you have a son?

  Detective John Carey : Well no...

  Mrs. Garcia : Well, then you do not understand, Rene helped to take care of me, I have heart trouble, I cannot do heavy lifting, or any clean the house, he did our laundry, cook our meals, maybe, maybe he once in a while would go to a movie, but he did not date any one of those fast looking Morin type weenies. He was waited for a good girl, he was saving himself, he for what? For some pervert to strip him! Murder him! You find who did this to my son, find who killed my son! My beautiful son!

  [Mrs. Garcia sobs and walks out of the office] 

  Detective John Carey : I see what you mean Hal.

  Hal Bottoms : Yeah, she's got one hell of a personality huh junior.