- Country Boy: It must be uncomfortable wearing a wet swimsuit under your Levi's.
- Hitchhiker: Nah, it's not uncomfortable. You know, my friends usually just go skinny dipping when we're down there.
- Country Boy: You like skinny dipping?
- Hitchhiker: Well... At first I was a little bit of ashamed, you know... you know, because of my size, but...
- Country Boy: You mean the size of your dick or your body in general?
- Hitchhiker: I mean the size of my body in general.
- Country Boy: So you must be smaller down there, then.
- Hitchhiker: No. In fact, you know, I've got more than any of the other guys do with a hard-on.
- Country Boy: So you check out the other guys, huh?
- Hitchhiker: Well, every once in a while we have jack-off contests.
- Cyclist: bicycliist What happened to my shorts?
- Barn Boy Mike: I cut 'em off. I couldn't get to your ass.
- Cyclist: Well, these are the only shorts I have. Um... What am I gonna do?
- Barn Boy Mike: I guess you'll just have to stay here and be my slave.
- Country Boy: You know something? I got a great idea. My cousin from Georgia, he told me that if you fuck a hot watermelon it's just as good as fuckin' a pussy.
- Biker: Dude, you're jackin' off in the forest. It's a fuckin' misdemeanor. We're gonna have to punish you.