Grant Fagan: Hitchhiker

Quotes 

• Country Boy : It must be uncomfortable wearing a wet swimsuit under your Levi's.

  Hitchhiker : Nah, it's not uncomfortable. You know, my friends usually just go skinny dipping when we're down there.

  Country Boy : You like skinny dipping?

  Hitchhiker : Well... At first I was a little bit of ashamed, you know... you know, because of my size, but...

  Country Boy : You mean the size of your dick or your body in general?

  Hitchhiker : I mean the size of my body in general.

  Country Boy : So you must be smaller down there, then.

  Hitchhiker : No. In fact, you know, I've got more than any of the other guys do with a hard-on.

  Country Boy : So you check out the other guys, huh?

  Hitchhiker : Well, every once in a while we have jack-off contests.