Reba (2001–2007)
Reba McEntire: Reba Hart
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Quotes
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Cheyenne : You're leaving? Who's going to watch Elizabeth?
Reba : Oooh, that was close. I almost left her alone with her parents!
Van Montgomery : They all want grandchildren, but they never think of the consequences...
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Reba : Do you know what a teenager is?
Barbra Jean : A demon?
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Barbra Jean : [talking about her wedding] I never wanted to get married in the Virgin Islands.
Reba : Too ironic for ya?
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Dolly Majors : And you are gonna be the prettiest woman in the office!
Reba : Oh, second to you!
Dolly Majors : Hey, we're not comparing apples and melons here.
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Reba : You treat that animal like it can walk on water!
Barbra Jean : What is 'dog' spelled backwards, Reba?
[conversation about why Barbra Jean's dog is missing goes on for another two minutes]
Van Montgomery : 'GOD'! It spells 'God.'
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Barbra Jean : You're not the boss of me!
Reba : If I was your boss, I would be sleeping with you right now.
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Reba : I know what Kyra is doing!
Brock Hart : Like you did with Cheyenne?
Reba : Oh, one time! The one time our daughter gets pregnant and I never hear the end of it!
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Barbra Jean : [in the hospital, after Cheyenne had a false labor, Barbra Jean sits down on a chair] Oh, my God! I think my water just broke!
Reba : Oh no, you're sitting on my purse!
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Reba : Jake Mitchell Hart, are you lying to me?
Jake Hart : Yes! No-one mocks me and gets away with it!
Reba : So, did that boy even go upstairs?
Jake Hart : No! And I didn't know he was a boy, I thought he was an ugly girl!
Reba : You are in big trouble! No tv, no dessert, and Grandma gets her cell phone back!
[She takes the gameboy SP back and Jake runs upstairs]
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Reba : If Thanksgiving were a concert, the turkey would be Cher.
Barbra Jean : So, you want to have Thanksgiving here, and you want Cher?
Reba : That's right. I've got turkey, babe!
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Reba : [when Van gets an injury involving his spine and tail bone] It's a mother-in-law's job to make the best of a bad situation.
Van Montgomery : [sarcastically] I thought it was a mother-in-law's job to make butt-jokes about her son-in-law.
Reba : We wear many hats.
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[Reba is shocked by Barbera Jean's new Reba haircut]
Barbra Jean : So, what do you think? Is it me?
Reba : [furiously] No. It's me!
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Barbra Jean : Boop! You've got mail!
[opens Kyra's laptop and makes poses]
Reba : [to Brock] Boop! You've got a goof-ball!
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[repeated line]
Reba : Crap!
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Reba : You want me to sign a permission form for bigamy?