- Englishman: Hello. I am the Englishman who went up a hill and came down with all the bananas. Leaving, of course, the inhabitants of the hill with no bananas, and therefore bestowing the term "selfish" upon myself.
- Swede: Hello. I am the Swede who went up a hill and came down with all the strawberries. Leaving, of course, the inhabitants of the hill with no strawberries, and therefore bestowing the term "selfish" upon myself.