Martin & Orloff (2002)

Matt Walsh: Dr. Eric Orloff

Quotes 

• Martin : Suicide.

  Orloff : What?

  Martin : I was in for suicide.

  Orloff : Attempted suicide. There's a big difference.

• Martin : I just thought that part of therapy was developing a relationship.

  Orloff : We have a relationship. We've been in a fist fight together, we've been to jail together, right now we're on a double date. I'd say we're friends.

  Martin : Friendship is an act of volition, this has been more like a kidnapping! I don't think that we are friends.

• Orloff : Is that our magazine?

  Martin : Oh, uh, yeah.

  Orloff : We keep those in the waiting room for people to read while they're waiting.

  Martin : Oh, did you want me to bring it back?

  Orloff : Yeah.