Martin & Orloff (2002)

Ian Roberts: Martin Flam

Quotes 

• Martin : Suicide.

  Orloff : What?

  Martin : I was in for suicide.

  Orloff : Attempted suicide. There's a big difference.

• Martin : So, Patty, what do you do?

  Patty : I'm a stripper.

  Martin : No, I mean besides that.

  Patty : Oh? Just stripper!

• Martin : I just thought that part of therapy was developing a relationship.

  Orloff : We have a relationship. We've been in a fist fight together, we've been to jail together, right now we're on a double date. I'd say we're friends.

  Martin : Friendship is an act of volition, this has been more like a kidnapping! I don't think that we are friends.

• Keith : We gotta get outta here, I just shit in the sink.

  Martin : What?

• Orloff : Is that our magazine?

  Martin : Oh, uh, yeah.

  Orloff : We keep those in the waiting room for people to read while they're waiting.

  Martin : Oh, did you want me to bring it back?

  Orloff : Yeah.

• [first lines] 

  Martin : [answering machine]  Hello, this is Martin Flam's phone. Please leave a message.

  Ron : [leaving message]  Martin, this is Ron. I called the loony bin, they said you got out today. Sorry how you tried to kill yourself. Anyhow, I expect you back at work tomorrow morning. We'll discuss how to ease you back into things.

• [last lines] 

  Ron : Fuck! I oughtta kick your ass.

  Martin : Ron, I quit.

  Ron : What? Flam! Flam!

  Keith : [singing]  ... reaching out to infinity, like the ripples on a lake.