- Oliver Mauro: Did you actually pay money for that sofa?
- Lulu Bang: If you have a good sofa, you watch too much television.
- Oliver Mauro: Why do we have to be a generation? Why do we need to be labelled? We don't have anything in our generation. 50 years ago there was Ghandi and Churchill. Now all we have is David Beckham and Britney Spears.
- Stanley Packer: The reason you came to Denmark. There is only one reason.
- Oliver Mauro: Is it that obvious?
- Stanley Packer: You came here for a decent Scandinavian blowjob like the rest of us.
- Lulu Bang: Shit like this isn't supposed to happen to people like you or me.
- Oliver Mauro: I know. I'm a bartender. You sell t-shirts. We're nobodies.