This is not a good Patrick performance. Made me yawn. You can spot the tubing with the fake cum coming out of it. LAME !!! By the way, Tera doesn't seem that concentrated all the time and the everlasting black background doesn't add much to reach a good sexual atmosphere..

10f_mckissack

virtual sex needs a reality check

Call me old fashioned, but I like a storyline with my erotic films. Whether it's the milkman delivering more than just the milk, or the plumber fixing the sexy kind of plumbing, that little injection of reality makes the erotic experience all the more pleasurable. By comparison, virtual sex with Tera Patrick seems sterile, detached and loveless. Amazing as she is, Tera Patrick appears bored with the whole concept of pleasuring a disembodied phallus, and fair enough.

Maybe if the black background had a projection of a tropical landscape or a locker room, or the half time show of the Superbowl. I think Paul Greengrass could have added some spice to this tepid expose, his shaky camera work would have added some well needed suspense. Or maybe Michael Winterbottom's taste for the self-reflective, metaphysical film style could have added an interesting twist to this personal erotic encounter.

However, the film still had a happy ending for me so for that reason alone I give Virtual Sex with Tera Patrick an enthusiastic virtual thumbs up.