The Emperor's New Clothes (2001)

Nigel Terry: Montholon

Quotes 

• Eugene : My guts have been troubling me of late.

  Montholon : Perhaps Your Royal Highness would not suffer such pains if he did not sit around on his fat arse all day, stuffing his face like a pig.

  Eugene : [through a mouthful of sweets]  I wish to consult a doctor.

  Montholon : Do you indeed?

  Eugene : An Italian doctor. No, German! The best there is!

  Montholon : You'll have your doctor when you've done your duty, not before.

  [Eugene reaches for another sweet] 

  Montholon : [shouts]  And stop stuffing your damn face!

  [Eugene stands up abruptly, gasping, and keels over] 

• [Napoleon looks at his double, Eugene, a lowly deckhand - both characters played by Ian Holm] 

  Napoleon Bonaparte : What are we going to do?

  Montholon : Sire?

  Napoleon Bonaparte : Well, he looks *nothing* like me.

• Montholon : You will of course be traveling incognito...

  Napoleon Bonaparte : Yes, of course incognito, but in what capacity will I be traveling?

  Montholon : Uh... a galley hand.

  [Napoleon glares] 

  Montholon : It is in the utmost need, Sire.

  Napoleon Bonaparte : Even so, surely something above decks would have been more appropriate.