Kung Phooey! (2003)

Robert Wu: Lo Fat

Quotes 

• One Ton : You know how to make a Mandarin duck?

  One Ton : [after Art Chew has blocked his punch]  Hey, you're supposed to duck.

  Art Chew : I'm not Mandarin. I'm Cantonese. No such thing as Cantonese duck.

  Lo Fat : Oooh, a wise guy, aaah.

• Helen Hu : The formula would make me millions! Billions!

  Lo Fat : [gaily]  Hundreds of thousands!

• Helen Hu : Give her the Chinese t- ... No! Give her the *Japanese* *torture* *treatment*.

  Sue Shee : Oh, no.

  Lo Fat : Ja-panese? But,

  Helen Hu : Do it!

  Lo Fat : ...but. J-j... yes, boss. Y-yes, boss.

  karaoke guy : [singing badly as karaoke music plays]  Come to me sofreee / Turn out de riiight oooh / You are so rovreee / Be mine ton*i*ght oooh...