Hysteria: The Def Leppard Story (2001 TV Movie)

Esteban Powell: Phil Collen

Quotes 

• Joe : [after rehearsing Pour Some Sugar On Me]  Yeah. That's not bad.

  Rick Allen : [unsure of himself]  I can play it better. Really.

  Rick : No, it's fine the way it is.

  Rick Allen : [Snapping]  I can play it better!

  Phil : Hey, you're damn well right you can. You're Rick bloody Allen from Def by-god Leppard! You know I know a million guys who'd trade places with you. Hell they'd give their left arm!

• Joe : Hey, mate, what are you drinking?

  Phil : Alright, listen, it's a look. Glam? No offence, mate, I really fancy girls.

• Phil : So, let me get this straight. You're her mum, and you want to do what to me?

• Steve : You really think we can play together?

  Phil : I'll bet you a million pounds, mate.

  Steve : I haven't got a million pounds.

  Phil : Yeah, well, me neither. So if you're right and we muck up, you get squat. But if I'm right, I'm coming for me money, mate. You can bank on it.

• Steve : Why'd you park your car so stupid?

  Joe : How could I park it, if I lent it to him?

  Phil : You lent me your car?

  Joe : Yes,last night so you could take Lo back to the airport.

  Steve : Why'd he take her?

  Joe : You both took her, you were with him.

  Steve : I was.

• Rick : Why don't you back the hell off!

  Joe : What? Now you. Rick wants to go lie on some beach somewhere.

  Joe : [to Steve]  You're probably sitting there trying to figure out how this is all your fault.

  Joe : [to Sav]  You want everyone to just be nice.

  Joe : [to Phil]  And you, what's your problem.

  Phil : Right about now, you.

• Steve : [at a rehab session for Steve]  Here I am dragging you out here, to nursemaid me day after bloody day to sit in those bleeding confrontation sessions. I mean that's gotta be fun.

  Phil : Mate, we come because we want to.

  Steve : Piss down a rathole.

  Rick : Every single one of us is behind you, mate.

  Steve : Yeah? Then maybe you should have backed a better horse.

• Rick Allen : [talking about an upcoming show]  What's he going to wear?

  Joe : Wear? Who let Princess Di in the band?

  Rick Allen : It's important.

  Joe : It's rock and roll. You can wear a flaming diaper for all I care!

  Phil : Hey! No, he can't.

  Rick : Why?

  Phil : Because that's what I'm wearing!