Not Another Teen Movie (2001) Poster

Deon Richmond: Malik

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  • Jake : Malik, can you hold my books for me?

    Malik : Sure, why not? I am the token black guy. I'm just supposed to smile and stay out of the conversation and say things like; "Damn," "Shit," and "That is whack."

  • Catherine : Can I ask you a question? Why is it then whenever I tell a guy to put it wherever they want, they always stick it in my ass?

    Malik : Damn.

    Jake : That's way too much information for me, Catherine.

    Catherine : Oh no Jake. Way too much information would be telling you that whenever they're done I always take a huge dump.

    Malik : Shit.

    Catherine : On their chest.

    Malik : Oh, that is whack.

  • Malik : What are you doing here?

    Other black guy at party : What do you mean?

    Malik : I am supposed to be the only black guy at this party.

    Other black guy at party : Oh, damn. Shit.

    Malik : I know, I know.

    Other black guy at party , Malik : [Together]  It's whack.

  • Jake : What about her?

    [indicating hunchback girl walking by] 

    Austin : So baby's got a little back. Hunch, that is. Naah, way too easy.

    Jake : OK.

    [indicates hippy albino girl playing guitar] 

    Albino Folk Singer : [singing]  I have no pigment...

    Austin : Any girl with a guitar is hot.

    Albino Folk Singer : [continues singing]  I need sunscreen...

    Austin : Granted, she's a hippy albino. She could still be prom queen.

    Jake : OK, uh, what about the Fratelli sisters?

    [indicates awkward Siamese twins conjoined at the head] 

    Austin : So they're slightly disfigured and connected at the head. But combined, those two make up one pretty decent chick.

    Reggie Ray : Yeah, I'd do 'em.

    Austin : I know you would, Reggie Ray. But no, I'm looking for somebody who's really messed up. I'm talking about a real shitbomb.

    [Janie Briggs walks by] 

    Austin : Well, bombs away!

    Jake : No, no, no, no, anyone but her! Not... Janey Briggs! Guys, she's got glasses and a ponytail! Aw, look at that, she's got paint on her overalls, what is that? Guys, there's no way she could be prom queen!

    Malik : Damn! That shit's whack!

  • [During song] 

    Malik : I'm only in this song because I'm the black guy.

  • Jake : [Sincerely]  Thanks, MaIik. You're inteIIigent and insightfuI. You don't get the respect you deserve.

    Malik : [Eagerly]  That's great! I've aIways wanted to discuss...

    Jake : [Interrupting]  I actually got to go. Sorry.

  • Malik : Sure, Why Not?, After All I am Jus the token black guy. I'm jus supposed to smile and stay out of the conversation and say thing like: "Damn," "shit," and "that's whack."

  • Malik : Bling-bling!

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