Tape (2001)

Robert Sean Leonard: Jon

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• Vince : What you think I'm a dick?

  Jon : Uh, no. But I do know that occasionally you have a tendency to act in a phallic fashion.

• Jon : She's probably scared.

  Vin : Oh god, of *what*? I never threatened her!

  Jon : ...You sometimes present a threatening appearance.

  Vin : Dude... we have been going together for three years.

  Jon : So what?

  Vin : So... I mean, you'd think she would be used to it by now.

• Jon : Since when are you all high and mighty?

  Vin : I'm not high and mighty. I'm too high to be high and mighty.

• Jon : Thanks, Vince.

  Vince : [confused]  What?

  Jon : Thanks.

  Vince : For what?

  Jon : For all your *honesty*.

• Jon : What's up man?

  Vince : Oh, nothin' much.

  Jon : You're not dressed.

  Vince : Lay off.

  Jon : Not that I don't like it...

  Vince : What?

  Jon : Nothing.

  Vince : So?

  Jon : So nothing.

  Vince : Okay.

  Jon : Okay.

• Vin : She thinks I have violet tendencies.

  Jon : Oh, boy.

  Vin : Jon, I never touched her.

  Jon : I never said you did.

  Vin : well, she thinks I have, uh, "unresolved issues, which occasionally manifest themselves in potentially violet ways."

  Jon : [...]  Women these days have no reason to hang around potentially violet guys. It's not an attractive quality anymore. Too many guys out there with "resolved" violet tendencies.

  Vin : Oh, so I'm out of fashion?

• Jon : You don't like my work?

  Vin : I like it like I like a shot of whiskey first thing in the morning: it's good for about 10 minutes and then I want my coffee.