Sesame Street, Special (1988 TV Movie)

Bob McGrath: Bob Johnson

Quotes 

• Bob : Could you give me a good tip?

  Martina Navratilova : Yeah I'll give you a real good one: stick to singing.

• Bob : [about his torn sweater]  Look at me, this is terrible!

  Ralph Nader : I know. Your aunt Mertyl knitted you a lemon.

• Bob : I understand you're the guy with the great memory right?

  Ralph Nader : Great memory?

  Bob : Yeah I understand you have total recall.

  Ralph Nader : I'd like to recall that joke.

• Ernie : Rubber Duckie here would like to say something.

  [Begins squeaking it and Phil Donahue turns away] 

  Uncle Wally : Phil, I think we should hear what the duckie has to say.

  Bob : But Uncle Wally, the duck doesn't say anything, he just squeaks.

  Uncle Wally : Then I say let the duckie squeak.

  David : Hey Phil! Listen Phil! I happen to agree with Uncle Wally, I mean everyone has the right to speak or squeak, whatever, you know what I say? I say let the duckie squeak! Okay? Let the duckie squeak! Just *let* the *duckie* *squeak*!

• Barbara Walters : Thank you, Bob, but perhaps you'll stop singing long enough so that we may ask you something we're all very curious about.

  Bob : Oh sure, what do you want to know about?

  Barbara Walters : Well everyone knows that you and Linda have been keeping company for sometime now and what we want to know is, 1. Where the relationship is going and 2. Do you have any future plans?

  Bob : I'm glad you asked because Linda and I are making plans. You see, tomorrow Linda and I are going for a walk in the park. Then after that we're going back to her place for a great game of checkers. And those are our plans.

  Barbara Walters : Well thank you for sharing that with us,

  [turns to us] 

  Barbara Walters : and remember, you heard it here first.