Sesame Street, Special (1988 TV Movie)

Frank Oz: Bert, Grover, Cookie Monster

Quotes 

• [Grover has just accidentally spilled food he was serving again] 

  Restaurant Customer : Oh I don't believe this. Look here, I'm very hungry. Do you think there is any chance you could bring me a Numero Dos without dropping it on the floor?

  Grover Monster : Where there is life, there is hope.

  Restaurant Customer : Just bring me a Numero Dos.

• Restaurant Customer : Wait, wait, just hold it. Just hold it right there. If you're gonna start dancing again, just put the tray DOWN so you don't spill it please!

  Grover Monster : Why, sir, what a spiffy idea. Uh... I'll put it down here beside the Tres and Quatro so it will not be too lonely.

  Restaurant Customer : Fine.

• Cookie Monster : Me not *take* cookies, me *eat* the cookies.

  Robert McNeill : What's the difference?

  Cookie Monster : Eat begin with an E and take... Begin with a T.

• Cookie Monster : "The 39 Stairs", made by guy named Alfred.

• Grover Monster : [singing]  Granada! Granada Cadiz Sevilla, where butter is called mantequilla / You're treated so fine, when you come in to dine / I'm always delighted to see ya. Ole! Ole! Ole! Ole!

• Grover Monster : Here you are, sir, the specialty of the house.

  Restaurant Customer : At last.

  Grover Monster : Numero Uno...

  [takes lid off tray to reveal the Number One surrounded by French fries] 

  Grover Monster : The number one.

  Restaurant Customer : Oh no!

  Grover Monster : Bon appetito. That is Spanish for "enjoy"

  [customer falls over in his chair and faints] 

• Cookie Monster : You okay?

  Grover Monster : I do not know.

  Cookie Monster : Stay there, we still on camera.

  Grover Monster : Hurry.

  Cookie Monster : Shh!

  Grover Monster : This is a nice rug.

• Cookie Monster : Me no recall.

  Robert McNeill : You don't recall?

  Cookie Monster : Me fuzzy on that one.

  Robert McNeill : You're a fuzzy period.

  Kermit the Frog : Uh, I object!

  Cookie Monster : Me too!

  Kermit the Frog : Uh, Mr. Cookie Monster here has come to answer all of your questions and we believe that asking questions is a very good way of finding out about something.

  Cookie Monster : Yes.

  Kermit the Frog : But we didn't come here to have you make fun of his fuzziness!

  Cookie Monster : Right.

  Robert McNeill : I know. I had no intention of making fun of his fuzziness.

  Kermit the Frog : Thank you.